It's time for another edition of Manhunt Daily's Caption This! Today's caption-worthy hunks are standing in the middle of a college dorm's hallway. Well, technically one of them is on his knees, but it's (unfortunately) not what you think. Rather than going down on his buddy's hard cock, he's about to fellate a plastic soda bottle. Maybe he's just practicing for later?
Now that you have the ammo, it's time to come up with your wittiest or sexiest caption. There's a whole week until we choose the ultimate winner, so take your time and come up with something good! Or just join me in drooling over that hottie in the white tank top…
– Dewitt
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
I Knew you said you were as thick as a pop bottle but this is ridiculous .
wife beater dude is kinda hot
How To Trick A Straight guy in to let you suck his cock
That’s right! Here cums my soda pop!
lol @ last week’s
You said it would taste good, but I had no idea it would taste like Sprite
This brings new meaning to the phrase “bottle service”
this pic was taken at bc dorms…..
clearly BU sucks. In a good way
I told you I was literally as thick as a water bottle.
“That’s it. Just like that. Now do NOT take your eyes off the camera….”
dont worry its the new diet less calories type
Enjoy the exciting refreshing taste…..cum!
Ahhh…..its kinda like that.
Silly Freshmen. Bottles are for drinking, dicks are for sucking.
They said the new drink machine had an interesting design, but this is ridiculous!
Gay-torade
dude…. i said i wanted your JIZZ, not your FIZZ
Once you “pop” the fun don’t stop
Plastics make it possible.
is that a waterbottle in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
When my bottle pop…
This doesn’t make me look like a fag does it?
MMMM…Cream soda!!
“now that’s a thirst-quencher”!
It’s only gay if you swallow… right?
If you can deep throat this, you can handle me.
Didn’t you say you had a ‘Big Gulp’…..?
The pledgemaster introduces his pledge to the frat boy penis pump.
COCK – ZERO , recommened by dentist everywhere
Come on suck it til the last drop.
Dude… my mom serves this in a glass, are you sure this is right?
Wow. Aquafina does make my mouth happy.
gives new meaning to 7 up
good to the very last drop
Hay don’t shake it or I will cum all over you.
Is this what they mean by “doing the dew” ?
When I said I wanted to play just the tip…this isn’t exactly what I meant.
Wait till you shake it!
dude…no homo
Tastes great, less filling!
shake him too much and all the flavor goes away…
this is what you have to do do to get a job these days. hope it dont end up on facebook.
I said “cock” not “coke”!!
“If you shake it a little bit, it comes out of your nose.”