Caption This: A Dapper Dick Shot

I’m purposefully cropping out the best part of this picture so you have to click through. Yes, I realize this is a manipulative thing for a blogger to do, but in this particular case, I strongly believe the element of surprise will heighten the experience for you. Trust me! You’ll understand when you scroll down to take a look at this Caption This shot…

As usual, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo via: CTRL + W33D

Take a look at today’s image and the last round’s winner below:



dick shot



Barbie training

With 26 votes logged, Sam was the clear winner here.



32 thoughts on “Caption This: A Dapper Dick Shot

  1. We… don’t use wall sockets like that in Britain Bobert, that’s a European socket

  2. Johnny didn’t understand when he was told they wanted a more sophisticated mature cock

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