Narcissism isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
Derek Raser has a perfect body. And he knows it.
Johnny Bloom and Adam Archuleta were getting ready to bone when they either A) stopped to wonder what Derek was doing or B) the sound of Derek’s ego pressing against the walls and ceiling and readying to blow up the house distracted them.
That Derek is so funny. But, no lie, his body is phenomenal.
But he’s so into himself. It’s annoying. What to do? Eureka! We’ll teach him to not to be so egomaniacal by making him suck our cocks!
Then, to further punish him, we’ll make him sit on a dick!
If that doesn’t work, we’ll make him kneel on the bathroom floor and suck our dicks some more!
And if THAT doesn’t work, we’ll drench his handsome face in cum!
That should do the trick.
– Michael Xavier