Every fantasy you’ve ever had about adorable blonde dudes has come to life in the form of one Jack Van Duin. He’s Bentley Race’s newest discovery. He’s Dutch, but visited Australia and it was one of those trips that changes your life. Because it was […]
We figured. Bromo has released the first scene of Volume 2 of the He Likes It Rough And Raw series. First up is Gage Unkut treating Brenner Bolton like the porn version of a dog’s chew toy. Brenner is a sucker for dominance and Gage […]
My porn puns are subtle. Continuing the latest porn trend of emphasizing “connection,” “emotion,” and “hot couples on dates in beautiful locales,” Next Door Raw sent shortish porn sparkplug Gabriel Cross and taller, shaggy-haired handsomeness Scotty Zee on a weekend away. Long walks through the […]
Why can’t I be Phillip? Ever since I watched Sean Cody’s beefy god of thrust Kellin give it to Joey a little while back, I’ve been wondering nightly what it would be like to have him pound my ass into hamburger. So I’m feeling a […]
My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that […]
Even if it is, we’re into it. So, hot guy finishes his workout and is feeling himself like he’s Derek Raser. Britney Spears recently dropped a new album, including a song called “Private Show.” Talk about perfect for the occasion. Twitter user GUTTER_SPICE decides to […]
Narcissism isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Derek Raser has a perfect body. And he knows it. Johnny Bloom and Adam Archuleta were getting ready to bone when they either A) stopped to wonder what Derek was doing or B) the sound of Derek’s ego pressing […]
You have to admit that this has done A LOT for the Church of Latter-Day Saints I’m departing Naked Sword Originals’ Mormon Boyz epic starring “Elder Sorenson” with a few takeaways. In addition to several used cum rags, I’m left with wanting to get fucked […]
Micah Brandt! David Benjamin! Imagine Mars decides to take a breather from its orbit and just SLAMS into Uranus (that choice of planet was intentional)? The resulting multi-planetary chaos would pale compared to Micah Brandt and David Benjamin’s animalistic fucking. In the latest iteration of […]
My predecessor Tyler was often keeping track of what our porn-performing heroes were up to on the Twitter Bird. Is that something you guys were into, or did you just want me to keep giving you porn porn porn? Granted I’m sure some of this […]
