It’s a good week for any new contestants on The Ten! Previous champions Kayne Lawton and Serge Henir are being retired from the countdown, making extra room for two additions to the top five. This development also bodes well for Chris Salvatore and Sean Cody model Randy, […]
Author: dewitt
Everything Butt: Jake Jensen
Jake Jensen in a 21 year-old Irish student living in Melbourne, and he’s got a particularly nice hairy blond bum. It sort of reminds me of my own butt, which is a weird and slightly egotistical thing to say when you’re talking about someone you […]
Quickie: Gabriel Garcia
Couldn’t you just watch Gabriel Garcia sensually feel himself up under a waterfall all day? Maybe not “all day”. Maybe for a couple of minutes before you tear off his shorts and ravage him right then and there. Photographer Adrian C. Martin really captured that […]
Flipping Out: Max Ryder
When I see blond hair and a twinky build, my immediate instinct is to scream “BOTTOM”. This is awfully hypocritical coming from someone who’s blond, used to be twinky and didn’t get in touch with his versatility until he was 21 years-old, but the fact […]
Underwear Drawer: Bulges For Charity
It’s for a good cause! At least that’s what you’re probably saying to yourself in a hesitant fashion while watching the video below. This is an ad for Benefits Cosmetics mascara, featuring Vinny from Jersey Shore and former jerkoff porn star Simon Rex. It’s all […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Damian Boss
Damian Boss has a great cock. Period. It’s the appropriate length and girth for you to look at it and go, “Oh, I would very much like that inside of me”, without being concerned that it’ll destroy your ass with its monstrous presence. While it […]
10 Men Who Will Make You Want To Book A Vacation To Spain
Well, now I have another reason to brush up on my Spanish skills! Though I didn’t realize this before today, my next vacation will involve a sexual expedition to Spain, in order to offer some personalized “customer service” to the Manhunt members who live there. […]
Pat Robertson To Sell Signature Line Of “AIDS Infector Rings” On QVC
For those of you who missed the sarcasm in my “David Beckham is a bog beast” post from earlier this week, THAT HEADLINE IS SARCASM. Or snark. I always get them confused. It’s fiction! I made it up! The 700 Club’s homophobic hobbit-in-residence Pat Robertson […]
How Do These Czech Hunter Models Keep Getting Cuter?
Sure, that hot basketball jock didn’t actually get fucked, this guy looks like the European version of Kurt Hummel, and they borderline date-raped three horny young campers… But other than that, Czech Hunter has really been on their game lately! They splooged on a cute […]
More Twerking. More Miley. More American Culture.
Because we can’t get through one day in America without saying the word “twerk”, let’s all take a medicinal swig of Tanqueray and talk about a song called, fascinatingly enough, “Twerk”. Featuring everyone’s favorite little twerking pariah, Ms. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and a Bieber […]











