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Author: dewitt
Which Cartoon Characters Are Too Gay to Function?
AfterElton compiled a list of 9 cartoon characters that "totally ping their gaydar", and I can't seem to grasp how they managed to leave Spongebob Squarepants off the list. While we're on the topic, how could they leave off Spongebob's neighbors Patrick and Squidward? If […]
What Are You Guys Talking About?
Remember the days where any mention of shoes led to someone in the immediate vicinity busting out a line from the infamous Kelly video? "Oh my God. Shoes." Those were the days–very annoying days. Given the amount of people who've forced me to watch "Muffins" […]
Aural Only: The Glass
If electro dance music isn't your cup of tea, put your speakers on mute and just enjoy the visuals of "Wanna Be Dancin'" by The Glass. The whole Lego thing might be so 2002 White Stripes, yet all is forgiven when stop motion animation and […]
Woof Alert: Nick
I've noticed lately that people have had a tendency to label anyone with a little scruff, hair on their chest or a bit of extra weight a "bear". This is not an accurate designation, but let's not rant about semantics… I'd like to call your […]
Marriage in Maine!
After being given the approval of the Maine House and Senate, a gay marriage bill has been signed by Governor John Baldacci. Baldacci issued the following written statement: "In the past, I opposed gay marriage while supporting the idea of civil unions. I have come […]
Showering with Adam Lambert
Have you ever fantasized about getting naked and showering with American Idol's Adam Lambert? Judging by the results from his "Who Would You Rather?" versus Jim Verraros, the answer is probably "no". Either way, you know someone is sporting a tent in their pants at […]
Mindy Kaling Gets a New Show
Is anyone else obsessed with The Office? If you often worry that your friends are going to kill you if I you blurt out another "That's what she said", you'll probably be just as excited as I am that the show's Mindy Kaling is getting […]
Lighten Up, It’s Just Fashion
Lesbian rumors about Rihanna have almost been around since her debut, but they've been stirring around a bit more since a vacation with Katy Perry and an
Logan McCree Plays X-Rated Alien
Do you like porn to have some lame attempt at a plot or just get right down to the action? The action is what you’re there for after all, but a little bit of story can’t hurt… right? Well how does tattooed hottie Logan McCree […]