You know how Snapple says their product is "Made From the Best Stuff on Earth"? Apparently the recipe for the best stuff involves an intolerance for transphobic bullshit, because the company has pulled their advertising from radio station KRXQ after hearing about the statements made […]
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OMG, You’re Totally The Marco To My Ellie!
If there's a line of straight women wanting to be Bryan Safi's friend, you will find me at the end of it. Why? Because he made this please send a link of this to Kelis, who recently said to closeted men everywhere, "We much rather […]
Radio Shock Jocks Spew Transphobia
There are a lot of radio morning shows that I've tuned into and quickly found myself hating. Whether it be offensive jokes about victims of natural disasters or general heteronormative bullshit, I'm not having it. So other than the fact that they're not broadcasted anywhere […]
Whitney Houston’s Comeback Album Gets A Release Date
Do you often find yourself wanting to dance with somebody who loves you? Do you wonder how you will know if said somebody loves you? Will you be ready to check into the Heartbreak Hotel when you find out that all this time he was […]
If Homosexuality Is So Unnatural Why Do Gay Penguins Make Such Great Parents?
Has anyone ever tried to argue with you that being gay is "unnatural"? If so, how can these people explain the two gay male penguins in Germany who quite naturally behaved like heterosexual parents when given an egg to hatch? You may remember these guys […]
Contrary To Popular Belief, They Do Not Reproduce By Mitosis
For the first time ever in the US, an asexual group will march in a LGBT pride parade. This little bit of history will be going down on June 28th at San Francisco pride. Conservatives everywhere are hiding their children, fearing that they'll catch on […]
Can Everyone Please Stop Collaborating With Pharrell?
Look, I love Pharrell Williams as much as the next guy. In fact, I used to make entire mixtapes exclusively out of songs he produced with The Neptunes. And, well, have you seen the man's abs? With that love, there is a dose of concern […]
Jonas Brothers’ Mom Prays For Their Virginity
Denise Jonas, whose vagina spawned everyone's favorite virginal boy band, has spoken with Good Housekeeping about those pesky purity rings. She said, "They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I'm not going to hate them. I don't think […]
Separated at Birth: Ashton and Bruno
Whether it's the hair, the ridiculous wardrobe or the even more ridiculous poses, I couldn't help but notice that Ashton (as featured on Queerty) looks a hell of a lot like Sacha Baron Cohen's character Bruno. If he fell face-first into your lap, would you really […]
Jason Mraz Has The Remedy, And It Involves Him Naked
He-who-must-not-be-named posted this picture of singer-songwriter Jason Mraz on what looks like a naked camping trip. It didn't really get my boner stirring, but I know plenty of guys would kill to spend a night alone with him in a tent. Why is it that […]