What's R&B singer Usher up to now that he's split from Tameka Foster? Apparently he's been getting a thick, white liquid all over his lips. Don't judge! It's a perfectly healthy activity that's blatantly less gross than making love in the club. Yes, Usher's been drinking […]
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Editor’s Note: Did Mario Lavandeira Really Deserve It?
Let's drop the whole 'He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named' bullshit for a second. This post isn't about him. This post is about Mario Lavandeira, the legitimately human individual who stands behind a brand of bitchiness and tearing others down. As soon as news of will.i.am's highly respect alluded to […]
Caption This: Beyonce Knowles
Sasha may have her ferocity and bootylicious nature, but this girl needs a caption! References to Beyonce or Destiny's Child song titles are highly encouraged. Points for creativity and mentions of Thundercats. We're depending on you to make this work. If we like it, we […]
Everything Butt: The Pedestal
Have you ever seen a picture of a guy's ass and thought, "Damn, that booty must be photo-shopped"? That's how I felt after I saw this shoot of Italian model Alex Marte for Beautiful Mag. I've been studying these images so hard to figure out […]
Greg Grunberg Probably Doesn’t Look Like That Naked
Greg Grunberg had big roles on Alias and Felicity, but he's primarily known as the mind-reading cop Matt Parkman from Heroes. Celebrity fantasy-art extraordinaire Male Ero Painter recently gave him a brush-job, and it's not exactly how I'd imagine him naked. I've always found Grunberg's chubbiness […]
Did I Seriously Just Get Turned On By A Wikipedia Entry?
Wikipedia may not always be the most reliable source of information, but you can occasionally learn some interesting facts. Without this glorious site, I would have never known such important things as the definition of "silent duck" (it has nothing to do with mallards). Since […]
Drawn To You: Theo Firmo
Oh, the power of suggestion! Brazilian-born artist Theo Firmo was recently featured on Guapo, and I was amazed by his power to incite erotic reactions with a few simple lines on note paper. Though he does do some pretty cool video art, I'm mostly intrigued […]
Jesus Luz Films Scene For His First Huge Cock
Have you heard? Jesus Luz is dipping into gay porn with a scene for His First Huge Cock! At least that's what it looks like, right? It's sort of like Dominico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are about to whip out their dicks and put that […]
I Seen Beyonce Eating Cheeseburger Macaroni
It's great when celebrities help those in need, so why is this Hamburger Helper commercial of Beyonce Knowles trying to feed the hungry so effing hilarious? I just get this image of her sitting down to dinner with Jay-Z and being served that shit in some […]
Random Question: Are You Okay With The Concept Of Gay Face?
How do you react when someone says another individual has "gay face"? While I'm not about to break out the picket signs, I find the concept to be mildly offensive. Just because someone has slightly feminine features or expresses emotion with their facial muscles, they're […]