We are so addicted to crack today. It's seriously all we can think about. Between that over here to a post showcasing the front of Duchovny's bathing suit. If those shorts drop down anymore, I might need to check into a facility for
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Album Review: Ocean Eyes by Owl City
Owl City can best be described as an emo twink making cute electronic tunes. Ocean Eyes, his first major-label release, is perfect for anyone who's been lamenting the absence of a second Postal Service album. These tunes are more versatile than the guy who blew your […]
So Glad We Can’t Get Pregnant!
Can an eleven year old get you pregnant? This is an actual question posed in WikiAnswers' "Can You Get Pregnant" category, which we obviously peruse on a regular basis. I don't even want to imagine the scenario in which a woman would need to ask […]
Lady Gaga Sees The Sign And It Opens Up Her Eyes
Have you heard of this girl named Lady Gaga? Because apparently she's a big deal or something. The pants-free wonder has become the third act to achieve three number one Mainstream Top 40 airplay singles from their debut album, joining such elite musical visionaries as […]
Channing Tatum Takes It Off For GQ
Wouldn't it be nice to get a glimpse of Channing Tatum naked? Let me answer that for you! Yes. Well, we regret to inform you that you'll have to settle for some scathingly hot shirtless photos yet again. Excuse me for a moment, I'm going […]
Mariah Carey Is Obsessed…With Herself
It seems appropriate that Mariah Carey wound up playing her stalker in the "Obsessed" video, because this girl is so blatantly into herself. No disrespect! If I were her, I'd be getting all Vanity Smurf on myself too. Unfortunately, looking cute doesn't negate the fact […]
Caption This: Trailer Time
Since no one seemed to be too enthusiastic about last week's
Everything Butt: The Vampire Drama
The writers for True Blood clearly understand what their viewers want. This past Sunday's episode included a sex scene featuring Mehcad Brooks' gorgeous ass. I suppose it also involved some chick he was banging, but who could actually pay attention to that sort of thing when […]
Drawn To You: Michael Breyette
How do I love the erotic art of Michael Breyette? I don't even have enough fingers and toes to count the ways. While searching for a way to get to twenty-one, I got rather distracted with one of the considered body parts. Things got a […]
Porn Stars: They’re Just Like Us!
It's a slow news day, so why not post a picture of Venezuelan porn star