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Surprise! Tanning Beds Are Bad For You
After years of designating tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation as "probable carcinogens", international cancer experts have now deemed them as deadly as mustard gas or arsenic. An analysis of twenty studies found that risk of cancer jumps seventy-five percent when individuals use tanning beds before […]
Aural Only: Madonna
Drop everything–the full version of Madonna‘s “Celebration” has finally leaked. Subjects of her Madgesty’s kingdom will take delight in her return to the Confessions On A Dancefloor style. The nostalgia-prone will turn their nose up at Ms. Ciccone’s decline in artistry. The rest of you will […]
Ba-Twit-Daba, Kid Rock Thinks Your Tweets Are Gay
According to Kid Rock, micro-blogging site Twitter is gay face. Speaking of Twitter and homosexuality, Stockholm Pride‘s “How Hetero?” Twitter application is pretty damn fantastic. Hugh Jackman got a forty-eight percent rating, so now we know that we have more than half of a chance! […]
The Shake Weight Is The Best Fitness Tool Ever
Say hello to the Shake Weight, a new fitness tool targeted towards women that strengthens the upper body. By the looks of it, it was designed by some straight dudes who wanted to subliminally promote handjobs. Six minutes a day? Seriously? If that's all it […]
Who Would You Rather?: Billboard 200 Edition
The past two weeks have been good for sexy male singers, with both Daughtry and Maxwell's albums topping the Billboard 200 charts. Because of their successes, we had to ask–who would you rather, American Idol alum Chris Daughtry or sultry neo-soul king Maxwell? And just […]
Now This Is Just Strange…
Who the hell comes up with this stuff? The ad campaign for Egg Baby, a baby and maternity fashion label, is entitled "i want to be a baby". Though the idea is somewhat nonsensical it doesn't get creepy until you see a video of a […]
Hell To The No!: Cherri V Samples Nirvana
Now I don't know who the hell this Cherri V chick is, but her song "Til The Sun Comes Up" jacks a guitar line and most of the melody from Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Kurt Cobain isn't just rolling over in his grave, he's […]
Why Couldn’t Gym Class Be Like This?
Oh, silly football player! The coach said to keep your eye on the ball, not on the balls. Photographers Travis de Jonk and Ross Brownsdon have tackled the visual's for the Sydney Sleaze Ball. The theme this year is "Game On", suggesting that the party […]
Breaking Stereotypes One Penis At A Time
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