Woof Alert: Ethan

Ethan can best be described as the cub next door. If you’re expecting to find a chiseled torso and porn star schlong when you click through, we highly recommend looking elsewhere. But if you’d rather see a cute, normal guy with a hairy bod, great smile and a dash of shyness? Then you’ve come to the right place! Step right up and meet your next masturbation fantasy.

Admittedly, we’re a bit disappointed that none of The Guy Site‘s preview pics show off the other side of Ethan. Should they want to remedy this situation and deliver his furry ass to our inbox, we can be reached directly over here. And, yes, we’re willing to be that tacky when hot cub butts are on the line…

UPDATE: The gods of gay porn have spoken, and they delivered pictures of Ethan’s fantastically hairy ass. You may now proceed to furiously jerk off, as you imagine spreading those cheeks and devouring him whole. Or, um, we suppose it’s more accurate to say “devouring his hole”.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: The Guy Site

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24 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Ethan

  1. What a great photo shoot of a honest good looking normal body weight looking guy. He’d be perfect for a LTR, even if he is on the “smaller” side, which alot of guys are. Not everyone is 10″ Porn star.

    Of course I am a bear/cub lover & chaser!

  2. R Kelly – that was a nasty spit
    What’s wrong with keeping your miserable opinions to yourself?

  3. I’m sure you’re a 90 pound Greek Adonis, right R Kelly ? Oh wait, you’re just a miserable queen knocking others down from behind the safety of your computer screen.

    I’d suggest you go get laid, but I guess that’s why you’re on here, right ?

  4. Bearylicious1972 really a normal body weight ?? If being over weight is your idea of normal …

  5. Umm.well. I don’t know. He’s probably a good kisser and someone you could really have relaxed, fun, time with in the sack and then go have a few beers with. There’s a certain appeal to that. Not every sexual encounter needs to be earth shatteringly intense; it’s exhausting.

  6. Guy is fucking adorable.

    As for RKelley, you do realize that this is under the “Bears & Hairy Men” section, right? If you don’t like them, there’s plenty of slim things in the Twink Tank.

  7. Would they not let him in the room? Every pic is in that doorway. These say “amateur creep in a hotel room with a camera taking pics in a lame attempt to get sex” to me.

  8. Good point, Michael! While I appreciate and specialize in shooting real, normal men, the whole hotel room door thing with the exit plans, etc. IS a bit on the cheap/creepy side.

  9. I find all these nasty comments very disturbing. You should be ashamed of youselves for taking time to speak about someone in such a way. If you don’t like what you see look away. NO ONE IS FORCING YOU!!

  10. Omg!!! You bitches who have nothing positive say are the people who obviously can’t make relationships work or just simply have attitude problems. People are human, humans have feelings. Do you like it when they knock you down???

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