Straight Guys Are Gay: Ass Stapling

Dewitt gave me a brilliant idea to gank for this week’s “Straight Guys Are Gay” – searching for “lost bet” on YouTube. You know how in fraternity movies the frat brothers are always doing painful, humiliating and homoerotic things to their taut-bodied pledges? Well, that extends to lost bets, too! It’s like straight guys are sublimating their slight shading towards gay on the Kinsey Scale through inflicting sexy pain on each other! Here’s a dude paying off a lost bet by getting his ass stapled. It’s not too graphic, and the dude getting punished has a nice perky ass and you see a lot of it. By the way, they made sure that viewers know this is a “no homo” situation. Are they sure?

The OTHER marks on dude’s bumcheeks? It’s noted in the comments that those are from a previous lost bet? Nope, “no homo” here.

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11 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: Ass Stapling

  1. So he “hates” it so much he keeps submitting to it and has bruises all over his ass. No homo? lol Yes homo and really stupid. I wonder if these jackasses know they are posted on a gay website? lol

  2. So shall we take bets on how long it is before the one getting stapled shows up on Frat X’s website as their new bottom bitch? Clearly dude likes a little pain and some sort of ass-action (are those caning bruises?) and I’m guessing pot as well from his very eloquent story about losing the bet.

  3. More like straight guys are dumb and stupid, at least, the ones that you fiind for this feature, which continues to be a complete waste of space

  4. The real question is why the guy with the stapler needs to be stripped to his boxers. No homo here.

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