CAUSE THE DICK TOO BIIIIIG. Oh Titan. Bless you. Bless you all. That last Blueprint scene was really hard to pay attention to because Bruce Beckham’s massive, shelf-like chest kept getting in my eyes. And this one features that Senator that wouldn’t stop fuckin […]
Year: 2016
Damian Brooks Is A Better Bottom Than You Remember
Than I even remembered! And I love this guy! Thank god Next Door Ebony called Damian Brooks back to shoot. He hasn’t done anything with them since February of 2015 and we’re all worse off for it. This dude has the thickest, fattest ass […]
Twins! Sort Of!
It’s confusing. Continuing their larger series of “what on earth did I actually just watch,” Maskurbate released a scene last week featuring one guy! In a jack off race with himself! Pretending to be his own twin! It’s! More convoluted than necessary! From […]
“I’monna Fuck You Out in the Middle of the Street Like a Fucking DOG!”
There are no more porn stars. There is only Aaron Bruiser. I don’t know what I can do to build this up for you because it’s epically wonderful and dirtbaggy and amazing and everything I want from a pairing like this. Aaron Bruiser is […]
Monday Morning Mancrush: Sean Cody’s Houston
That smile, that ass, plus also he’s a gymnast. Whut. Good morning! This actually came in last night, but it wasn’t gonna be live until this morning, so I waited to post it, which was tough, because Houston is riiiddiiiiiiculously cute (seriously, his big, […]
XXX-Men Part 2
BAAHHH IT’S STILL SO GOOOOOD. This might end up being one of my favorite gay porn things that’s ever happened. I have one complaint but I’ll save it till after the preview, so you can try and spot it first: I […]
Dominic Ford is Doing HTGAWM!
This one is confuuuuusing! I never talk about Dominic Ford here, but not really for any reasons. I just forget it’s a site sometimes, until they start promo’ing a new season of SYTYCF or something. But they work with a ton of guys I […]
Hammock Sex Should Only Be Attempted By Professionals
Also, Alan King should teach classes on bottoming. As someone who can’t bottom, or usually manage to get comfortable in a hammock, this scene was very jarring to me. But also if there was anybody who was gonna try to make fuckin’ in a […]
Lucas Entertainment has a New Boy
And he is blessssssed. Yesterday, Lucas Entertainment emailed to announce that they had captured a new stud to add to their empire, and BOY does he have a large penis. Woof. So naturally, the press release describes Devin Franco as a total bottom: Devin […]
TBT: Janitor Service
March isn’t really that much of a throwback, though. As regular readers know, so much shit comes in every single week that I don’t always get to watch everything or post about it here. But occasionally, I’ll get randomly redirected to something and end […]











