Just kidding. It’s a Valentine’s Day Sale. And they made a big flashy video, as Mr. Christian is wont to do. Ryan Rose + Arad Winwin are looking in top shape as they pantomime some kind of panties-only MMA technique, get sweaty, and flirt for […]
Subtitled: ? I don’t totally know what to say about this one guys. Normally Dark Alley‘s production values are enough to make me click right through to whatever’s next. It’s tough for me to really get into aggresive, raw, unemotional fucking on a mattress that’s […]
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: February 1, 2016 Oh guys. It’s February, somehow. I don’t even know. So many technical problems in December and January, that we’ve totally fallen off our routine. Let’s use Feb 1 to get it back in play. […]
Based on the shocking number of page views for almost all of the Drawn To You posts, MHD readers love some imagination-based dicks. And I can’t agree more with what good taste you guys have. As I’ve said before, Handjobs magazine gave me some of […]
Cause that’s what Sunday afternoons were made for. Randy Blue is a real mixed bag for me. I like a lot of what they do, and as a studio they’re responsible for some of the biggest names to roll into the industry in the […]
Tweets of the Week are BACK. Thank god. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of […]
And his scene partner is NOT Batman. It’s a different Adam West. Turns out. I got an email about this scene yesterday and was instantly just going “omg omg omg omg click faster why is this taking so long wtf” when I opened the […]
This nameless uncut Austrian will make your night and fog up his mirror. I love finding rando videos like this on tumblr or wherever (even better when people send them to me and I get put them ON tumblr!) and watching some guy with […]
It’s a Friday Testicle Gallery! Man, you guys. It is hardcore FRIDAY around MHD HQ and I am in no mood to watch a bunch more porn just yet (although the day is still relatively early), so let’s take a break and look at […]
Without making you listen to their terrible music! I’m kidding (mostly). I don’t totally hate 1Direction (a lot of it has to do with this tumblr), although it will be much harder to listen to/watch them without immediately thinking of boners, thanks in no […]
