Oh Walmart. You never cease to be a source of low cost/quality merchandise and mocking entertainment. I’m not lucky enough to live within reasonable distance of America’s largest money-printing consumer enterprise (did you know they make $1.8 million every hour of every day on average?), […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Mike de Marko’s […]
Rando tumblr grab, but I can’t stop staring. How totally beautiful is this man-cocked Army stud? Especially those eyes! WOOF, daddy. http://bigcrawdaddy.tumblr.com/post/130600202562 Unnnf. I wanna lick that man’s FACE. Fuck. It’s too late for this shit… I gotta go to bed. -tyler
Underwear Expert this week released a new video on their youtube channel (subscribe here!) featuring fancy underpants designer Marco Marco doing some BTS interviews leading up to his next runway show on October 18th at LA Fashion Week. This is totally worth your 3.54 for […]
Man. I have such a difficult time with performers like Jake Andrews. Like. He is edging right up on physical perfection and he photographs unfathomably well for a human. It almost ruins the illusion for me because I spend soooo much time looking for flaws […]
It’s easy to take for granted some of the amazing liberties that just simple access to the internet affords us in 2015. If you want to draw some dicks going into butts (or wherever) you can just open up a Deviant Art account and share […]
Apropos of nothing, a big black cock cumming all over, just for you: Aesthetic as fuck. -tyler
I spoke too soon in this last post about how I couldn’t find any sexy/gay/pirate/sailor themed things to feature for Columbus Day! This feature length CGI film is titled Pirate’s Booty, which seems especially lazy to me, but the amount of work that goes into […]
If you live in the US and read this blog, odds are good you know it’s Columbus Day! If you live in the north east part of the US, odds are good you got today off from work or school! Not so for most guys […]
If you browse like I do, you have about 50 tabs open in different windows, and music playing either lost from one of those tabs, or from iTunes, somewhere buried under all those windows. Sometimes this can be frustrating. But sometimes, it works to make magic! […]
