I’ve come to terms with the fact that it’s my job to objectify men on a daily basis and say things about them I’d never say to their faces (unless they were naked and clearly interested in having sex with me). Every now and then, […]
There are many assurances we make to ourselves: “being gay is great, because we can get married or have a thriving queer community”; “I’m HIV-negative and therefore I am ‘clean’ unlike those POZ guys—sucks to be them!”; and “working out is important because it means […]
Did you really think I’d let my dear co-blogger J. Harvey outdo me with his “8 Tops You’ll Want Inside of You” list? Fuck no! You can bet your pretty ass I’d be right behind him with my very own special list of Manhunt members, […]
My first boyfriend lived in a tiny apartment with seven straight guys, all of whom were usually stoned, drunk or otherwise inebriated at all points in time. Despite the sea of discarded Cheetos bags and empty pizza boxes I had to swim through, I liked […]
John Polly is right! Gays ruin everything. To demonstrate this point, I’m going to spoil this post about John Polly’s hilarious (and accurate) “Gays Ruin Everthing” by talking about how much I want to finger-bang John Polly. The answer is a lot, and I just […]
There are over 400 loads in the full DVD version of Cum In My Mouth, a compilation of facials filmed by Lucas Entertainment. For easier consumption (pun intended), the studio broke them down into shorter scenes for the web, and the third of five installments […]
Alhough I haven’t really had a chance to decide if I like The 1975 as a band, it should come as no surprise that I really enjoy “Sex”. The song, which was released months ago, acted as the first single off the English foursome’s self-titled […]
Here is a short list of things the muscle bottom of my dreams would do on any given day—1) Call me up and tell me he’s bored, 2) Invite me over to hang out, 3) Be naked and anxiously fingering his own hole when I […]
So I guess I was the only one who didn’t receive the memo that Jess from Sean Cody has a pretty large schlong? Along with Aybars and some other well-hung folks, he’s inspired us to move on from the Great Week of Threeways into an […]
In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
