Is it even a compliment to call someone’s balls “cute”? Randy’s low hangers might not be as hefty as fellow Spunk Worthy model Preston, but there’s something about them that just makes you wanna tug on em’, lick on ’em and put ’em in your […]
Year: 2013
Here’s Cut Copy’s New Single “Free Your Mind” Starring A Shirtless Alexander Skarsgård
Australian synth-pop group, Cut Copy, have just released the music video for their single “Free Your Mind”, the title track from their forthcoming album of the same name. As you’ll see below, it features the lovely Alexander Skarsgård. This is Cut Copy’s fourth album, and […]
Johnny Rapid: Butthole of The Year?
Major emphasis on the question mark up there! The big problem with nominating someone like Johnny Rapid for the 2013 Butthole of The Year award is that you never know what you’re going to get with him. One minute he’s shaved bare and playing up […]
Kellan Lutz Is Shirtless In Hercules: The Legend Begins
Here’s the trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins, which stars Kellan Lutz, whose chest and arms you may remember from the Twilight films. Basically, these ancient Greek/Roman epic blockbuster films are, at this point, a mixture of the Gladiator/Spartacus “hero’s journey” mixed with the love […]
Get Fucked In Time With Your Favorite Porn Bottoms
I emailed Dewitt the other day about the cumOmatic, this product that doesn’t exist yet that claims to be the next evolution of sex toys, and his response was that it “seems very ominous”. The idea is that you stick their product in your butt […]
Everything Butt: Tommy Baxter
Straight up, Tommy Baxter does not have the roundest or juiciest ass to appear in the Everything Butt series. It does, however, happen to look particularly good in a jockstrap. I could just imagine catching him changing in the gym, his sweaty ass framed perfectly […]
I Want Ryan Barrett To Fuck Me With His Nose.
“Come a little closer, I wanna fuck your nose” was all I could think to myself while scrolling through the following pictures of Ryan Barrett. I don’t know what it is about a guy with a big schnoz, but they never fail to make me […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Various Bel Ami Models Who Are Not Lukas Ridgeston (II)
Most of you are going to break down within the next month and buy a membership to Bel Ami. In fact, you might as well just do it tonight. The highly anticipated Lukas Ridgeston comeback scenes won’t start streaming until October 23, but there are […]
Listening Habits: How Are You Playing What You’re Playing?
I’ve been having some problems lately with finding music. Not with finding new music to listen to, but with finding where the music I have is. And I blame technology. I’ve got something playing pretty much any time I’m awake. At the office, I’ve got […]
Manhunt Man of the Week: Lukas14
Happy almost Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone! For this week’s Man of the Week, it seemed like it might be a good idea to return to that great northern land, so we went with Lukas14. Mostly because we can’t stop looking at him, and because he was […]











