I am not a photogenic human being. I’m just not. There might be maybe three pictures of me in which I look any kind of presentable. My photographic visage normally has my features shrinking, so I look even more hydrocephalic than usual, my “pale Irish […]
Year: 2013
Please Marry Me & Be My Cock Slut Forever, Brandon Moore!
My harem of “brother husbands” continues to grow, as Brandon Moore joins my current fiancés Troy Daniels, Rich Kelly, Brayden Forrester, J.B. Felcher and (potentially) Conrad Logun in the ever-growing pool of men I must marry immediately. He’s welcome to get fisted by whoever he wants […]
Did Somebody Order The Ginger Beef?
I’m not going to stoop to the blogging low of comparing a ginge muscleboy to a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. It’s been done so often! Yes, this is the ultimate combo. How about this is the man equivalent of when you get crab rangoon without […]
I Want To Fuck The New Neighbor On “American Horror Story: Coven”
And I add that colon between “Story” and “Coven”, because there needs to be one, and it drives me crazy like a train that Ryan Murphy neglects it. I hope to hell that the next time Gabourey Sidibe‘s character is rooting around in her vagina, she […]
Woof Alert: Viktor Karmen
While editing this weekend’s Manhunt Man of The Week interview with MonsterCubFTL, I stumbled over to Bear Films and realized they completely redesigned their site. This would be significantly more exciting if their past few updates weren’t so damn lackluster—and I say that with no disrespect […]
The Locker Room: Warwick University Rowing Club Strips Naked To Combat Homophobia
Here is an obligatory post about those cute British rowers who strip naked to raise money for a charity which fights homophobia and bullying. We probably should have written about this before every other blog in existence picked up on it, but whatever, there are […]
Lukas Ridgeston Plays A Hands-On Role With Kris Evans & Jack Harrer
The Lukas Ridgeston comeback trudges along in the most frustrating way possible! Bel Ami is smart (and evil) to build up tension for all the horny, dick-hungry viewers at home, starting off Forever Lukas with a scene that barely features the star then transitioning into […]
Rebecca Ferguson Is The New Adele!
LOL, if Adele weren’t too busy eating trucks full of cronuts, reapplying her lipstick and shoving all her Grammy awards in her vagina, then maybe she would be able to turn it out and deliver an emotionally groundbreaking song like Rebecca Ferguson‘s flaw-free new single […]
Oops!… Liam Magnuson Bottomed Again
Exactly one week ago, blond muscle god Liam Magnuson announced his retirement on Twitter. There was no talk of “sinful endeavors“, no complaints about the state of the industry and no open letters of apology. It was a relatively tame exit, in which he stated […]
“Oh Yeah, Cum All Over Me! (I Love You.) Cum All Over Me!”
Listen carefully to the end of this clip! Is it just us, or does Sean Cody newcomer Noel actually say “I love you” to long-lost model Joshua? We’ve played the clip on repeat here at Manhunt headquarters, and we swear that’s what he’s saying in between […]











