You might know Brad Goreski from The Rachel Zoe Project or his very own reality series It’s A Brad, Brad World. He is an adorable human being, and while I still have no interest in watching his show, I stand by my promise that I […]
Year: 2013
Flipping Out: Seth Knight
Seth Knight topping. Is this something we want to see? I’m not trying to be rude by asking this question! Seth seems like a sweet kid (sort of), but his appeal largely relied on scenes like this or this. He was the pint-sized twink who […]
Photo Ops: “It Makes Me Cry”
Photo Ops is the current project of Nashville-based musician Terry Price, whose new album How to Say Goodbye came out exactly one month ago. I know, I know! That lead-in isn’t anywhere near as exciting or sexy as 98 Degrees singing about their penises, but […]
Have You Ever: Made Someone Shoot Multiple Loads?
Not to cut in before you have time to answer, but “yes”. It was several years ago in New York City, shortly after I signed the lease on my very first apartment. Although I didn’t have much of a set-up at the time—a couch, a […]
Quickie: Joshua Michael Brickman
Every part of Joshua Michael Brickman is lickable, but for some reason those pursed lips are killing us. They need to be wrapped around a cock. We understand that Josh is a male model and not a fuck film dude but he might want to […]
Two Big, Straight Dicks For Martin Mazza
It’s practically common knowledge that my butthole has an affinity for rough sex, facials, dominant tops and tag-team threesomes. Sure, some might consider it “demeaning” to get smacked around, stuffed in both ends and glazed thoroughly by two straight tops… That said? I’d consider it […]
Random Question: Do You Find Facials Demeaning?
And we ain’t talkin’ bout that treatment you get at a spa. Unless it’s one of THOSE “spas.” True story. I was with this dude once, and we had been messing around and (for the first time) we had the following exchange: Dude: I’m close. […]
David Beckham’s Butt!
Are you aware that David Beckham has a butt? Researchers at Callipygian University were convinced that he might not have a butt, after rumors began swirling that the famous soccer player used a butt double in the Guy Ritche-directed ad for his H&M underwear line […]
Would You Hit That?: Jeremy Sisto
Sausage party with Jeremy Sisto! Jeremy stars on some ABC show I’ve never seen (Suburgatory) and in an upcoming episode his character appears in a beefcake calendar. Quite literally, it seems. Jeremy first came to my attention when he played the wackjob brother to the […]
Obligatory Post About Johnny Rapid Taking It Up The Ass For The Zillionth Time
If you lose a bet in the real world, you have to part ways with a huge chunk of cash, do someone’s chores for a week or wear a stupid hat in public. Long story short? You’re fucked. And not in the fun way. If […]











