What a weird day to be looking at porn on the internet. On the one hand, it’s reeeeeeeally nice out where I am. It’s that part of spring where I walk around with a permaboner, and it seems wrong to be watching people fucking on […]
Month: April 2013
Oral Only: Brant’s Threeway Suck-Fest With Harley & Cameron
Oh, you know! It’s just three college bros doing what college bros do best—handjobs, blowjobs, rimjobs and some good ol’ fashion Fleshjackin’. Twenty year-old Corbin Fisher model Brant gets top billing in this threeway suck-fest with Harley and Cameron. This is (allegedly) only the second […]
Drawn To You: Gengoroh Tagame
There’s a complex power dynamic worked into gay erotic manga artist Gengoroh Tagame‘s “I Can’t Tell Anyone“. The main subject, a beefy college boy named Kazuo, has an active interest in older men. He experiences an immediate attraction to his new stepfather Yamazaki Kenzou, and […]
Hot Or Not: Guys In Ball Gags
While I was reading Dewitt’s “Let’s Get Kinky” post from Wednesday, I was really turned on by this photo: And it surprised me. I can get into a little kink, but gags never figured into it. There’s just something about this hot guy being silenced […]
NONONO: “Pumpin Blood”
NONONO‘s “Pumpin Blood” is nowhere near as morbid as it sounds. The lyrics celebrate the mere joy of being alive, as vocalist Stina Wäppling proclaims on the chorus, “This is your heart, it’s alive. It’s pumping blood… And the whole wide world is whistling”. Then, […]
An Open Letter To Bravo Delta’s Balls
Dear Bravo Delta’s Balls, I am available to place my tongue on you whenever you need to be licked. I couldn’t help but notice that, while Bravo was fucking Dillon Rossi, you were bouncing around and looking particularly scrumptious. It seemed suitable to extend this […]
The Ten: Evan Wadle Is Back On Top
Though it took him eight weeks to get there, Evan Wadle has finally reclaimed the top spot on The Ten! Will he be able to hold onto the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for another round? Absolutely not! Much as it pains us […]
Quickie: The Harrison Twins
Admittedly, the hair is douchey. Try to imagine them with better hair. They don’t seem like douches personally, though. That could be because they have hot accents and I want to eat their asses. It’s the Harrison Twins. They’re British bodybuilders who model. Have you […]
Sean Cody’s Daniel ALSO Just Lost His Butt Virginity
“Oh, I wanna be someone’s bitch,” the salt-and-pepper god known as Daniel casually states in an interview with Sean Cody. “It would be my first time bottoming in the world, in the history.” Here’s the thing! If you don’t have a raging erection at this […]
Underwear Drawer: Greg Homme’s “One Night Stand”
Greg Homme’s back with another sexy underwear ad. All this dude wants to do is hang out in his skivvies with a cocktail, and then he has to straighten up so he can get laid. They need to start using more light in these ads, […]











