According to Radar Online, a new story will be coming out* in The National Enquirer about Joe Simpson, the father and manager of former (?) pop stars Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. Long story short? His wife Tina filed from divorce ’cause he’s into dudes (and […]
Year: 2012
Billy Eichner *Hearts* Madonna
Billy Eichner makes everyone happy. Or maybe just me. He’s a tall hysterical man who gets in people’s personal space with inane questions, and then screams at them and runs off when he doesn’t like the answers. It doesn’t read that amusing on your monitor, […]
Woof Alert: Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed reminds me of David Chase, only with a little more meat on his bones. I’m not sure if that comparison holds up beyond the fact that they’re both bald, scruffy and lightly hairy, but whatever the case, my affinity for David translates to an […]
DROP EVERYTHING: Seth Fornea Did A Shoot With Rick Day
Calling all Ginger Snaps! It might be time to put Seth Fornea back on The Ten. Last night, the model, dancer and overall redheaded sex god shared the first two shots from his shoot with Rick Day, and they’re exactly what we’ve come to expect […]
Cheers Elephant: “Leaves”
While you were busy uploading your 18,706th cliché shot of autumnal foliage on Instagram, I was over here pushing for Cheers Elephant‘s “Leaves” to become the sleeper indie-hit of the fall season. The track came out back in May—which makes it old news by internet […]
This Trailer Made Me Cum.
Yesterday, during my routine late-night masturbation marathon, I decided to pop over to Ray Dragon‘s super-site and poke around for something new. Lo and behold? I found exactly what I was looking for… Porn! Not just that, but porn with Conner Habib, Troy Daniels, Allen Silver, […]
The Locker Room: Wes Welker
New England Patriot Wes Welker looks fine from one angle, but then the camera catches him from another and he’s a fucking supermodel. He’s a wide receiver for the Pats, and he’s sorta like the anti-Tom Brady. Maybe not as straight-outta-the-chute handsome, but way less […]
Twink Tank: Tony Star
What’s wrong with my dick? One minute it’s popping wood over a pair of DILFs, the next it’s itching to bury itself in this cute twink’s sweet, eager boy pussy… That’s right, fuck twats! I said “boy pussy“. Whether it’s the long hair, the age […]
Felix Baumgartner: The Supersonic Daredevil Is Hot
When you watched insaniac daredevil Felix Baumgartner jump from 128,100 feet above the earth two weekends ago, you were probably asking the same question we were. “Is he hot?” You couldn’t really tell with that pesky spacesuit. Luckily, he’s out on the talk show circuit […]
iPhone Wars: The Cock Fight, A-Z
Big cocks, little cocks! Hard cocks, soft cocks! Fuzzy cocks, shaved cocks! There are all sorts of cocks in today’s round of iPhone Wars. We dug deep and hard into our massive folder for guys who met the following requirements—a) They’re showing cock, b) They’re showing […]