This bearded gentleman was first brought to my attention by Homotrophy, who posted a few photos he did for the underwear/swimwear brand ES Collection. If any of you know anything about him, I would highly appreciate access to the following information: his address, his favorite […]
Year: 2012
Twink Tank: Tim, Mitch & Clayton
Fuck. This scene couldn’t get any twinkier if Justin Bieber were thrown into the mix. Tim, Mitch and Clayton are all twinky in their own special ways, most notably Mitch in his “I really hope they checked and verified your ID before filming this” sort […]
Willam From “RuPaul’s Drag Race” & Friends Have Forgiven Chick-fil-A
They really haven’t. It’s satire. Willam (and Sharon Needles) have made this season of RuPaul work for me. At first glance at the cast, I was like “these are some busted bitches”. But I grew to love many of them. The lovely William’s wit and […]
Michael Phelps Gets It HARD In The Shower
How hard is Michael Phelps getting it in the shower? Very hard. Exactly what is this mysterious “it” that he’s getting? Confidence! He’s getting a ton of confidence from Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo. Surely, he’ll need it when he goes up against the Ryan […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tattoos (Part III)
After all the animosity against Christian Wilde‘s ink, you shouldn’t be surprised that I’m bringing back the Battle of The Tattoos for the first time in over a year. I like going against the grain and challenging your notion of what’s attractive. Also, I occasionally […]
Manhunt On Pinterest
If you have a lady in your life, chances are she’s risking getting fired from her job because she’s on Pinterest 24-7. It’s that insanely popular new app that lets you “pin” and share things that interest you. Think Tumblr but with way less cock […]
I’m Officially In Love With Liev Schreiber’s Hot Fat Ass
Liev Schreiber is in better shape than I’ll probably be at 44 years-old, so please don’t get the impression that I’m one of those awful gay bloggers who’d actually call him “fat”. When I say he has a “hot fat ass”, the emphasis should specifically […]
Money Shot: Cole Markum Is Glad He Came
Fresh off of pounding the cubbish power bottom wonder otherwise known as Logan Taylor, our dear friend Cole Markum has returned to Southern Strokes in search of a happy ending. He found one, in the hands of… Well, someone? Truthfully, we’re not really sure who’s […]
Daniel Bedingfield: “Rocks Off”
Daniel Bedingfield was your tenth pick for the sexiest unsexy person of 2011, so I’m guessing there are people other than me who’d want to see him naked? Your call! The lesser-known Bedingfield just released the music video for his latest single “Rocks Off”, and […]
In Which We Examine Chaos Men’s Bareback Disclaimer…
The majority of the text in this post is copied and pasted directly from here. I discovered this link, which describes Chaos Men‘s policy on condom use and testing, shortly after the site sent out a promo blast about their latest “raw” threesome between beefy […]

