Just wait until the last picture! Though you might get excited before the last picture, it’s really that specific shot which caused me to drop everything and feature Julian G. Jean as today’s Quickie. His legs are huge, his ass is round and perky, and […]
Year: 2012
Twink Tank: Kodi Gets Fucked (Again)
You should know by now that I’m very selective with my Twink Tank crushes. Of course, despite my pickiness, Broke Straight Boys‘ swoopy-banged bitch bottom Kodi has swooped his way right into an elite group of young men, including but not limited to Tristan Sterling, […]
Water Boy: Colin Ryan by Scott Teitler
The sun is shining! The birds are chirping! The temperature is rising! You know what that means, right? It’s time to look at some pictures of a hot guy swimming naked in a pool… And if you’re really lucky, it’s time to go swimming naked […]
Rosie O’Donnell Is Going Home To Fuck Her Wife
Score one for swaggery brute Rosie O’Donnell. In a newly unearthed vid taken after the Superbowl, Rosie O is faced with an asshole preacher with a megaphone shouting about how all of us gays are going to be responsible for the earth hurtling into the […]
Not-Exactly-iPhone Wars: Bros With Phones
Bros With Phones is the alternative to Guys With iPhones that doesn’t judge where the fuck you bought your phone from. I finally gave the site a chance after watching my boo Jonny McGovern‘s “#TOTDF” music video, and I especially enjoyed the What Would You […]
It’s Here! The “Magic Mike” Teaser Trailer!
The male stripper epic starring Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Adam Rodriguez, and my werewolf lover Joe Manganiello has a teaser trailer! You don’t see much, but Channing doesn’t have a shirt on for a lot of it. And I’ve never wanted […]
Leave Chris Crocker Alone.
It’s no longer cool to “hate” Chris Crocker. This may sound awfully hypocritical coming from someone who once said that everything about him “makes me want to die a little inside”, but I’ve recently seen the light and come to respect that Chris is unabashedly […]
Marshall Gets Blown & Rimmed By Phillip
Remember Marshall? He was a big hit in our What Would You Do series, so we’d like to think you haven’t forgotten about him by now. However, we’re well aware how all of your deviant, wandering eyes work! One minute you’re worshiping Quinn Christopher Jaxon, […]
The Walkmen: “Heaven”
Ever since their 2004 breakout hit “The Rat”, indie fivesome The Walkmen have consistently churned out guitar lines catchier than their actual lyrics. While the title track from their upcoming album Heaven (due June 5) almost falls into that category, the radio-ready chorus sets it […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Men Against Dudes
There’s no legitimate reason why I’m pitting Cocksure Men against College Dudes in today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck. To my knowledge, the sites don’t have an intense rivalry that would put the decades-long Red Sox versus Yankees feud to shame. They both just film […]