Dylan Austin Scott could make a burlap sack look like the sexiest thing to ever grace a man. Put him in a jock and it’s nuclear. Here he is modeling the BodyFlex Mesh Jockstrap by underwear brand Jack Adams. He’s got an air of cockiness […]
Year: 2012
Have You Ever: Had A Condom Break?
“Big muscle on big bubble butt. That is Justin Jameson screwing the fuck out of Danny Lopez. These two off camera lovers get their shit on with some hot kissing, nipple sucking and deep face fucking action that even gets the camera man all hot […]
Hollywood Sucks: They’re Remaking “Baby Jane”
Writer/director Walter Hill is remaking Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?. “Y’ar in that chair, Blanche! Y’ar!” Someone write something original! Jesus, there’s like 3,000,000 original screenplays floating around out there that are probably worth making and we keep cloning the same shit over and over […]
Samuel Colt Got Titty-Fucked, You Guys!
There are a ton of other things I could have focused on in this post—a) How good Samuel Colt‘s beard must have felt on Luis Valentino‘s smooth young hole, b) How good Samuel Colt’s tongue must have tasted in Luis Valentino’s mouth, or c) How […]
“LICK” Is, Quite Possibly, THE Best Andrew Christian Vid.
In a stark contrast to their usual output, underwear line Andrew Christian has dimmed the lights and added a dash of sensuality to their latest viral video. Steven Dehler, Marcel Cruz, Brandon Brown and Spencer Jones come together for “LICK”, a clip that’s exactly what […]
Help Nakia Make An Album!
I still pop a semi every time I listen to Nakia‘s rendition of “Sex On Fire” from the first season of The Voice. And while I know you don’t need another “give this random person money!” post in your life, try to put those feelings […]
The Ten: Why, Oh Why, Did You Vote Off Seth Fornea?
Pardon me while I cry into my cum-stained jockstrap. You fucking motherfuckers (who I adore with all of my heart and soul) voted off my ginger man-crush Seth Fornea (who I adore with all of my heart, soul and dick) from The Ten, our weekly […]
Quickie: Markus
Markus is a baseball player who’s aiming for the major leagues. Sadly, he won’t ever have the opportunity to appear in the ESPN Body Issue, because everyone will have already seen him swinging around his eight-or-more inch bat on Sean Cody. Oh, and he’s also […]
Woof Alert: Samuel Colt
I hesitate to call Samuel Colt a “muscle bear”, because our dear readers have a tendency to be fucking insane about loosely-used labels. Also, I honestly don’t think he’d identify as a “muscle bear”, but that’s a story for a whole other day… The fact […]
Dave Franco And Christopher Mintz-Plasse Went From Gay To Gross
Warning – this sequel to “You Are So Hot” is fucking gross. There’s vomit with alfredo sauce and other disgusting bits. Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse once again try to crack each other up with declarations of ranchy love. It’s so gross (seriously, alfredo sauce […]