That’s lions_fan. He lives in Australia. I have to end this post a little early because I need to get to the airport to fly to there. I figure I’ll just visit all the beaches? There can’t be that many on a sunshiney, island-like continent, […]
Month: August 2012
Quickie: Cruz
If Cruz clamped my head between his thighs until the end of time, I wouldn’t be mad. I wouldn’t be mad at all. Considering the world’s so fucked right now, the end of time will probably come sooner rather than later, you know? I might […]
Woof Alert: Edu Boxer
Am I crazy, or have these pictures of Edu Boxer been around for a while? There’s something very iconic about that shot of him posing in front of a wrinkly sheet, hunched over in his green briefs with his hands on his knees. Maybe I’ve […]
It Happened On Manhunt: 10-Inches of “Education”
Had it not been for Manhunt and the countless hours I spent jerking off to porn, there’s a decent chance I would have graduated toward the top of my class in college. I was (and still am) a hard worker! But, like most young men, […]
Who Would You Rather: George Michael & Elton John
I’ve been thinking a lot about Elton John lately. By “lately,” I mean since yesterday afternoon when my blogging compatriot Dewitt posted pictures of Elton’s bare buttcheeks swinging low over the ocean. They weren’t THAT bad. To be honest, they could have been hanging down […]
Mr. Gay Europe 2012: Miguel Ortiz
Who doesn’t love a good beauty pageant? It’s such DELICIOUS schadenfreude when a contestant gets asked a question that he or she has no idea how to answer and ends up sounding moronic or insane. Or both (OMGaga, she was amazing!). We’ve got man pageants […]
The “Real Man” Project: STR8cam Jeff of SPUNKLube.com
We made it a point to reach out to Jeff from STR8cam for The “Real Man” Project. Why? Because he looks like that. Not to mention, in doing a series on the definition of a “real man”, we thought it’d be interesting to have the […]
Taylor Swift: “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
Guess what? Country-pop darling Taylor Swift released another break-up song! Except, this time, instead of making a songs that sound exactly like every other Taylor Swift song, she made a song that sounds exactly like every other Avril Lavigne song. “We Are Never Ever Getting […]
In Bed With Colby Keller: Etiquette On Manhunt
Are you behaving like a perfect gentleman when you log onto Manhunt looking to get laid? The anonymity of the internet can sometimes allow us to forget all the lessons Mom taught us. You know – holding doors for little old ladies, saying “please” and […]
We Missed You, Nick Sterling.
It has been months since we’ve seen Nick Sterling on Randy Blue. Months! Next thing you know, we’re gonna have to wait years to see his glorious, muscular ass on our computer screens, when it should have its own 24/7 live cam and a regularly-updated […]