Logan Stevens fuzzy balls are the main reason he’s being welcomed with open arms (and ass cheeks spread wide) into the Cock-A-Doodle Do Me family. His thick uncut rod might also help his case, but for the most part, we’re just relieved to see a […]
Month: April 2012
Top Or Bottom: Taylor Kitsch
Taylor Kitsch turns 31 today. His year hasn’t been that great. John Carter was supposed to be Disney’s next big blockbuster. It got pretty good reviews. Unfortunately, no one went to see it. Kitsch (who doesn’t love that last name?) can console himself with the […]
Caption This: Rugby Wedgie
I’m too horny right now to describe what’s happening in this picture of hot rugby players. You know the drill by now, right? It’s time for another round of Caption This! If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) […]
Everything Butt: Paul Wagner
Hairy asses aren’t everyone’s cup of tea! Of course, if you’re a fan, then Paul Wagner‘s bum is the holy grail of hairy asses. It’s like a divine wonderland of muscle and fuzz. Whenever life gets you down, just imagine Paul’s fuzzy cheeks bouncing in […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: These Ones Are Really Gay
The following YouTube video features two men jerking off together, cumming on a cracker and one of them eating it, sharing a sausage without using their hands, one of them simulating (?) a blowjob on the other, and both of them popping Viagra and showing […]
What Would You Do?: Marshall
Here is a list of things I would do with Marshall (if he weren’t approximately nine million and a half times out of my league): • Cuddle with him while watching something totally hilarious. This would obviously be a ploy to sneak casual glances at […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Dylan Austin Scott
Dylan Austin Scott was in this music video with Betty White. Let me reiterate that he has breathed the same air as the only living Golden Girls cast member. If you need any other reason for his inclusion in the Manhunt Daily Wood series, then […]
Gay Ass Gossip: J.Lo Puts Her Child Suitor In New Video
ITEM – Unlike my gentle yet steadfast co-blogger Dewitt, I can love the mess out of a cheesy pop ditty. So Jennifer Lopez’s new track (“Dance Again”) is the slice of asiago that I was looking for. This is Jennifer’s “I’ve split with my husband […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Who’s On Top?
To the left, we have pretty boy Tate Ryder, a young man with a tight build and a perfectly smooth chest. To the right, it’s none other than Harley Everett, a tattooed muscle daddy who’s previously been seen spotted working the asses of Johnny Hazzard, […]
Flashback Friday: Jack Hammer
Wait a second! This guy doesn’t look like some retro porn star! What business does he have being included in the Flashback Friday series? Where is his pornstache? I could walk down the street today and see guys who look like him. This is an […]