Did you know there was a recent movie in which Ashton Kutcher played a professional slut and bared his asscheeks repeatedly? Yes, he’s shot the moon in most of his flicks, but in this one we got to watch it pistoning up and down as […]
Year: 2011
Bi The Way: Jack Jagger, Kyle Butler & Dan Decklin
Isn’t this so precious? It’s almost impossible to tell whether this is the promo for a new CBS original comedy or the lead-in for a bisexual fourgy. We suppose the whole “being totally naked” thing gives it all away, but look at how gleeful and […]
Quickie: Stuart
You either like hairy asses or you don’t. And if you really like hairy asses, then prepare to fall in love with Stuart. He’s the latest model to be added to Sean Cody‘s roster, and his round cheeks are completely covered in fur. This may […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: JLo’s Exes
Jennifer Lopez recently split with hubby Marc Anthony (something about a flight attendant?) and it got us to thinking. How many times HAS her expansive ass been married? The answer is three! Lopez divorced Ojani Noa in 2008 (he’s currently suing her gigantic culo for […]
Ryan Kwanten’s Photoshopped Dick
Filthy liars! Yeah, someone photoshopped a pic of Ryan Kwanten’s face on to a guy showing his curved penis. It’s true, we all want to see what Jason Stackhouse’s cock looks like but why would you raise our hopes up and then dash them on […]
Caption This: Sleepy Boy
A scruffy gentleman drifts off into the world of dreams, as a soft dick gazes onto him lovingly. What’s going on here? We’re not exactly sure, but it’ll make for a stellar round of Caption This! There are so many ways you can go with […]
Hot Blooded: Eric And Sookie Have The Sex!
Anyway who says that this season of True Blood hasn’t already trounced last season is more brainless than Sherrif Andy. It’s so good this season! A TRUE Sookie/Eric/Bill triangle! Jason and Jessica? Marnie as Antonia-possessed superbitch? Pam about to kick Tara’s annoying ass? I’m sorry […]
It’s Time For Another Post About Colby Keller’s Dick
I’ll rarely turn down an opportunity to write about Colby Keller‘s dick. This may be a result of my major crush on the man it’s attached to, but it also has something to do with its tendency to find itself in such interesting places. Like […]
Everything Butt: Cody Cummings
As the current purveyor of “Everything Butt,” I feel that it’s my duty to bring you all sorts of hot man ass. Round ass, small ass, BIG ass, hairy ass, not-so-hairy ass, scarred ass (don’t go “ew,” he’s cute). Sometimes, though, I’ll throw in the […]
Quickie: Matt Cooper
Matt Cooper is a professional football player in Australia. And one of the hottest men alive! Yeah, I said it. Rugby is like a magnet for the manliest muthatruckas out there. And the majority of them are HOT. You do not see this many hot […]