No, there aren't any Lady Gaga remixes in this week's edition of On The Download. Though that may come as a tragedy for some of you, I imagine the rest of you are letting out a sigh of relief. This week we've decided to focus on […]
Month: January 2010
Quickie: Deric Mickens
Have you met my dear friend Deric Mickens? We're not actually friends. Because if he were, I'd probably touch him inappropriately. This New York-based model relocated from Iowa to the city that never sleeps, and he's been loving the fast-paced life. We're loving how fast […]
Aural Only: Shontelle
There are so many things that are wrong with Shontelle's "Licky (Under The Covers)". Let's start with the horrendously misused sample of Larry Tee and Princess Superstar's original "Licky" track. Then let's move on to how certain shots from the music video are directly stolen […]
DJ Mann Tends To More Than Bo Dean’s Garden
How about a hypothetical scenario? You're working as a gardener for a rugged, tattooed muscle god. While you're trimming his bushes, he steps out of the side door, whips his hard cock out of his gym shorts and beckons you to come have a taste. […]
Celebrity Skin: Christopher Atkins
We all remember watching Blue Lagoon several times just to get a glimpse of Christopher Atkins' hot body in those little white shorts. Well, at least I do… Atkins isn't young, tan and trapped in a deserted island with Brooke Shields anymore, but he's still […]
Can We Still Lust After Tim Tebow?
In case you didn’t notice, Tim Tebow is totally hot. He also happens to be totally religious. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! And I’m not just trying to make a Seinfeld reference. I seriously have no issues with men who get their praise […]
Hot Flash: Jay Fuertez
If the guy above looks familiar, that's because he's my new boyfriend Andy. You may remember him from the
Album Review: Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky by OK Go
Once upon a time, OK Go was nothing more than a somewhat obscure band who churned out anthemic, frat boy-friendly rock jams. Then they hopped on some treadmills and became internet superstars with their innovative music video "Here It Goes Again". And for their third […]
Anderson Cooper: Real Life Action Hero?
No, Anderson Cooper hasn't decided to pursue a second job as the next action movie star. The photograph you see above is not staged or altered. While covering a story in Haiti, the news anchor and his crew heard gunshots being fired. They ran towards the […]
Would You Hit That?: Mark Valley
Did anyone catch the premiere of Human Target? I neglected to record it on my DVR (mostly because I had no interest in watching it), but I'm having regrets after getting a glimpse of the show's leading man Mark Valley. Can you say total DILF? […]

