I know it's probably too early in the morning to be this crude, but if I had a pussy, it would be so wet right now. I've always been skeptical of Robin Thicke's baby-making slow jams, but he's really gone straight for the pants with […]
Year: 2009
Everything Butt: The Rake
This shoot of Diego Valentino may be over a year old, but the outdoors theme is perfect for the autumn season. There's nothing better than kicking back with a pumpkin-flavored beer while you admire the outstanding foliage. Except for maybe a hot naked stud raking […]
Everything Butt: The Rake
This shoot of Diego Valentino may be over a year old, but the outdoors theme is perfect for the autumn season. There's nothing better than kicking back with a pumpkin-flavored beer while you admire the outstanding foliage. Except for maybe a hot naked stud raking […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Toothbrush Hotties
Clearly, multitasking can go beyond the workplace. These two sexy little bitches both decided to polish their pearly whites while simultaneously taking naughty self-portraits. While I dig that they're both into oral hygiene, I'd rather see these guys with something else long and slender in […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Toothbrush Hotties
Clearly, multitasking can go beyond the workplace. These two sexy little bitches both decided to polish their pearly whites while simultaneously taking naughty self-portraits. While I dig that they're both into oral hygiene, I'd rather see these guys with something else long and slender in […]
Drawn To You: David Kawena
I can't be the only one who had a crush on Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, right? There was just something so incredibly handsome about him, to the point that I occasionally forgot he was a cartoon character. I'm not going to lie, I've […]
Drawn To You: David Kawena
I can't be the only one who had a crush on Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, right? There was just something so incredibly handsome about him, to the point that I occasionally forgot he was a cartoon character. I'm not going to lie, I've […]
Random Question: When Did You Come Out?
Yesterday was National Coming Out Day, and we thought we'd ask you about your experiences to (belatedly) celebrate the occasion. So what age did you come out of the closet? It seems like kids these days are coming out younger than ever. Before you know […]
Random Question: When Did You Come Out?
Yesterday was National Coming Out Day, and we thought we'd ask you about your experiences to (belatedly) celebrate the occasion. So what age did you come out of the closet? It seems like kids these days are coming out younger than ever. Before you know […]
Aural Only: Ladyhawke
Ladyhawke's new song "Magic" is nowhere near as much fun as previous singles like "Back of The Van", but it makes up for it in other ways. In that respect, it's sort of like a guy with an average-sized dick who really knows how to […]

