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Year: 2009
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Aural Only: Peaches
For the past couple of weeks, I've intended to throw Peaches' "I Feel Cream" into the Weekly Top Ten. It's been my favorite track since her latest album dropped, and yet I've been holding back from exposing it from our harsh charts. Why? Because I'm […]
Aural Only: Peaches
For the past couple of weeks, I've intended to throw Peaches' "I Feel Cream" into the Weekly Top Ten. It's been my favorite track since her latest album dropped, and yet I've been holding back from exposing it from our harsh charts. Why? Because I'm […]
Would You Hit That?: John Mayer
Most folks I know either love or hate John Mayer's music, but we're not here to talk about running through the halls of your high school or waiting for the world to change. Let's just cut straight to the point–do you think Mayer's body is […]
Tex Seems Oddly Surprised By His Own Huge Penis
Based on looks alone, Tex seems like he has it all–a rockin' body, thick cock, humongous balls and an extremely spankable ass. So why does he look so surprised that he's in a porn scene? I'm having trouble getting turned on by his scene for […]
Everything Butt: The Headboard
What the hell is Southern Strokes doing with Jonathan? He's got one of the hottest asses on the site, and they've yet to have another guy put his dick in it. Since he spends most of his camera time playing with his own hole, it […]
Everything Butt: The Headboard
What the hell is Southern Strokes doing with Jonathan? He's got one of the hottest asses on the site, and they've yet to have another guy put his dick in it. Since he spends most of his camera time playing with his own hole, it […]
Joe Jonas Gets a Haircut
Joe Jonas is looking very hot and delicious in West Hollywood as he was snapped leaving a gym sporting a shorter 'do. With the new haircut, I think he went from teeny bopper heartthrob to sex symbol. The things I would do to him now. […]
Joe Jonas Gets a Haircut
Joe Jonas is looking very hot and delicious in West Hollywood as he was snapped leaving a gym sporting a shorter 'do. With the new haircut, I think he went from teeny bopper heartthrob to sex symbol. The things I would do to him now. […]