Why didn't anyone send me the memo? This week seems specifically dedicated to men with humongous cocks who look completely confused that they're doing porn. Last night, we All American Heroes. Tonight is all about Dirty Tony's Tobias, a horny big rig trucker with something […]
Year: 2009
Cristiano Ronaldo Needs to Stick to Playing Soccer and Looking Hot
Who told Cristiano Ronaldo that he can sing? Why isn't he prancing around shirtless and looking hot? If my TV was on mute, then this commercial for a Portuguese bank might have been bearable. Thank god he's still hot. – Andy Check out Cristiano singing […]
Hot Flash: Lars Wallenrod
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Celebrity Skin: Justin Kirk
Our Celebrity Skin this week just loves getting naked. If you watch the show Weeds, you'd know that seeing Justin Kirk's full frontal goodness is no rare treat, in fact, it happens all the time! Not that I'm complaining, it's actually a big reason I […]
Album Review: She Wolf by Shakira
Shakira's She Wolf has already been released in at least twenty-two countries worldwide, but US audiences will have to wait until the end of next month to hear it. Exactly what is Epic Records waiting for? Even though lead single
Album Review: She Wolf by Shakira
Shakira's She Wolf has already been released in at least twenty-two countries worldwide, but US audiences will have to wait until the end of next month to hear it. Exactly what is Epic Records waiting for? Even though lead single
Have An Encounter With Count Cockula
Can somebody please stop all of this vampire madness? It was fine when it was all just on a movie screen or my television, but I'm not okay with these creatures of the night invading my sex toys! The latest Fleshjack product is called Count […]
Have An Encounter With Count Cockula
Can somebody please stop all of this vampire madness? It was fine when it was all just on a movie screen or my television, but I'm not okay with these creatures of the night invading my sex toys! The latest Fleshjack product is called Count […]
Caption This: Darth Vader
This week's caption-worthy image stars none other than Darth Vader. In celebration of the Halloween season, he's disguised his lightsaber as a penis. On top of that, he's wearing an alternative helmet, which matches his weapon's costume. But what's he saying? What's the story behind all […]
Caption This: Darth Vader
This week's caption-worthy image stars none other than Darth Vader. In celebration of the Halloween season, he's disguised his lightsaber as a penis. On top of that, he's wearing an alternative helmet, which matches his weapon's costume. But what's he saying? What's the story behind all […]