The Onion has a new fake clip up entitled "Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage", which would be even funnier if there was other loopholes us evil homos can exploit… – Dewitt
Month: June 2009
Aural Only: Frankmusik
Everyone and their mother has been trying to tell me that Frankmusik is the "next big thing", and I've yet to really understand the appeal. With that said, you may not share my ambivalence in regards to his new video for "Confusion Girl". Can we […]
B-I-N-G-O, Lawsuit Time For Bruno
Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued after allegedly attacking a woman (as Bruno) during a 2007 charity bingo game for the elderly. Though some previous lawsuits against the comedian have been connected to fairly harmless acts, this one seems kind of serious. After tussling with Cohen […]
Hey Guys, Taylor Lautner Is Seventeen Years-Old
You know that guy from Twilight whose been all blogs? No, not Robert Pattinson or Kellan Lutz. The other one… you know, the hot werewolf. What's his name again? Taylor Lautner? Mmm, it's like he's tailor-made to sex me up. Wait, what? He's SEVENTEEN? Fuck. Now we […]
Woof Alert: Brett
Dressed in nothing but his fur and accompanied by his trusty Blackberry, bearish YouTube user Brett is ready to teach you how to dance like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Listen to Brett's sexy southern accent as you learn such moves as the blow-away, hair-flip, toxic […]
So Who’s Been Playing The Sims 3?
The Sims 3 just came out yesterday, so we know some of you are probably taking a break from playing to cruise around on MANHUNT. We'll forgive you for your desire to live vicariously in a virtual world, but don't forget about all the horny […]
Biblical Marriage Is Between…
Gay marriage opponents may say that the Bible opposes it, but have they ever stopped to think what kind of marriages the Bible does allow? Betty Bowers, "America's Best Christian", has made a little video "to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of […]
MTV Real World Alum Landon Gets Naked
MTV just keeps on giving! I'm talking about hot guys who love showing off their asses, and no… I don't mean 10-inch surprise (albeit on his own time), the three studs from a previous challenge getting
Another Gay Porn Murder Trial Begins
I wrote about Harlow Cuadra's TheSword bring us this choice quote from Cory Koons on working with Allen: "During some downtime on the set, he showed me pictures of his two daughters. I remember remarking, jokingly, that they were half-Japanese — like me. Allen […]
Who Wants To Sing Rugby Songs Into This Guy’s Crotch?
Apparently this guy and a handful of New York's hottest athletes will be auctioned off tomorrow night for a good cause. Does that also guarantee a "good time"? Because I have a feeling I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind being "tackled" by the […]