You might recall that I was uncharacteristically harsh about former straight porn star Rocco Reed‘s switch to gay porn and even more critical of his first time bottoming (for another man) onscreen. In retrospect, I feel kind of bad about this! Rocco, as it turns out, is neither the worst bottom in the world, nor the least charismatic performer in the history of gay porn. I’ve jerked off to a few of his scenes… And surprise! I didn’t hate myself afterward.
If anything, Rocco just needs some constructive criticism to help him rise to the top of the industry’s most-wanted list. With that in mind, I’ve jotted down twelve ways for Rocco to improve his desirability, which are basically just an excuse to post these pics of him flip-fucking with Johnny Rapid. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Big Dicks At School
Check out my totally unnecessary list below:
1. WEAR THESE RIDICULOUS GLASSES ALL OF THE TIME.
2. NEVER EVER STOP SHOWING US HIS BUTT.
3. NEVER EVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE WHO ISN’T JOHNNY RAPID.
4. SERIOUSLY. THOSE DUMB GLASSES ARE SO HOT.
5. FUCK JOHNNY RAPID’S THROAT INSTEAD OF BEING BORING.
6. CONTINUE PLAYING SAFELY! TEEHEE.
7. NEVER EVER LOOK AT THE CAMERA LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN.
8. SIT IN DESK CHAIRS & LET THE BOTTOM’S HOLE DO ALL OF THE WORK.
9. IMITATE HIS SCENE PARTNERS’ FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.
10. IMITATE HIS SCENE PARTNERS’ BOTTOMING ABILITIES.
11. LET PEOPLE CUM ON HIS BALLS ALL OF THE TIME.
12. CONTINUE PLAYING AN AWKWARD PROFESSOR ALL OF THE TIME.
Analyze Rocco’s performance now at BIG DICKS AT SCHOOL.
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Ok, so the “tie only” thing is getting kinda overdone in porn by now….
13. Never stop taking those little blue pills before a scene…
14. Continue thinking of the paycheck you’re getting in order to stop being flaccid.
He just needs a proper, consistent erection. Or he needs to go back to straight porn.
He obviously needs the money, but it’s hard to watch scenes of him jerking his flaccid dick like it was taffy. No way that would fly in straight porn, so why is he being given so much leeway here?
Yeah, he’s not that into it… still hot though.
He’s Hot!! I will give him that, and what turns me on more is that he is a real man for bottoming. I love a muscle/beefy guy who like to flip fuck. With that, I smell another “Cody Cumming-esc scam, Am only Gay for pay” coming on.
I would have made it more simple!
Arch your ass, open your hole more, ask the guys who fuck you to gape it.
ANd yes “imitating JOhnny Rapid’s bottoming abilities” is actually the best advice there. WOuld love to see him double stuffed and gang banged!
Seen him with his gf out in LA. He’s super charming looking, but sadly his ass is definitely the ass of the straight guy. I never EVER want to see him with this baby twink, its disturbing. He needs to be with other guys and have more kissing if he wants it to be believable or have him get rimmed or rim a smooth hole.
Rule #7 can also apply to picture #6. I hate those posed pics like that. Total buzz kill. Just fuck fuck fuck. Those goofy glasses are hot on him. I totally agree with that.
I’ve been bad and need to join them in detention
Oh my god! You SAW IN THE FLESH??? With his girl? By the way,she’s his fiancee.
What the industry calls “straight porn” is actually bisexual porn because the women are allowed to be bisexual. However, it’s only the women – and not the men – who are permitted to be bisexual.
Straight porn should only describe porn where the sex is between men and women only.
Johnny Rapid topping ANYone is just disturbing.
Porra com esse filme, gozei feito louco…
maybe find a hotter partner for him, some straight men can actually get turned on by other guys as long he is attracted to him, and johnny rapid clearly isn’t one of those guys, find proper hot hunk to pair up with rocco
maybe find a hotter partner for him, some straight men can actually get turned on by other guys as long he is attracted to him, and johnny rapid clearly isn’t one of those guys, find proper hot hunk to pair up with rocco
maybe find a hotter partner for him, some straight men can actually get turned on by other guys as long he is attracted to him, and johnny rapid clearly isn’t one of those guys, find proper hot hunk to pair up with rocco
This is my neighbors son…..wow just wow…..
His scene with Andrew Stark I love it
ROCCO REED IS JUST PLAN HOT…