You Just Know Pastor Sean Is Sucking Cock After Bible Class

LOL this bitch (the one on the left). Sean Harris is the pastor of Glensford, North Carolina’s Berean Baptist Church. He recently gave his congregation a sermon in which he urged fathers to punch their sons if they see them acting effeminate. And if they have a “limp wrist”? “Crack that wrist.” Does this crazy motherfucker have kids? If so, DSS needs to be keeping an eye on the Harris household. His fucking son might mention he likes Glee and Pastor Sean will shoot him.

A recording of his sermon went viral yesterday. Here’s the scariest bit:

So your little son starts to act a little girlish when he is four years old and instead of squashing that like a cockroach and saying, ‘Man up, son, get that dress off you and get outside and dig a ditch, because that is what boys do,’ you get out the camera and you start taking pictures of Johnny acting like a female and then you upload it to YouTube and everybody laughs about it and the next thing you know, this dude, this kid is acting out childhood fantasies that should have been squashed….Can I make it any clearer? Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made by God to be a male and you are going to be a male.

Imagine being a gay or lesbian child sitting in that church when this probably closeted asshole starts in with this? Imagine if you’re transgender? I don’t profess to be religious, but I was raised Catholic and I don’t necessarily recall the part where Jesus tells his Apostles to punch effeminate children.  No offense, but organized religion isn’t always our friend. Especially when pinheads like Sean here start interpreting it because they’re insecure about their hidden need to blow guys.

He issued a non-apology, but followed it up with “I do stand by is that the word of God makes it clear that effeminate behavior is ungodly. I’m not going to compromise on that.”

Anyone in the increasingly insane state of North Carolina who needs to get the fuck out is welcome to camp out at the Manhunt offices here in Boston until you find a place.

– J. Harvey

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