Would You Hit That?: “Woodsy” James Jamesson

Remember that time former Next Door Studios exclusive James Jamesson grew out his beard and body hair, thereby transforming into the gay porn version of Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Of course you do! Because it’s happening right now… Like, literally, he is probably combing dry semen out of his own whiskers as I type this sentence.

Now, I’m not going to act like I’m original for making a poll about Jamesson’s new look, so let’s just flat-out acknowledge that this post is an excuse to share pictures of my well-equipped, ginger lumberjack wet dream. Thank the lords of cock that Raging Stallion put him in a scene with Dale Cooper! And another self-sucking scene!

I haven’t even seen two seconds of that movie, and my dick is already drafting up a post about how it’s the greatest film in the history of penises.

– Dewitt

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Gay porn star James Jamesson grows out his beard and body hair, looks like a hot ginger lumberjack.

Gay porn star James Jamesson grows out his beard and body hair, looks like a hot ginger lumberjack.

Gay porn star James Jamesson grows out his beard and body hair, looks like a hot ginger lumberjack.

Gay porn star James Jamesson grows out his beard and body hair, looks like a hot ginger lumberjack.

Gay porn star James Jamesson grows out his beard and body hair, looks like a hot ginger lumberjack.

Gay porn star James Jamesson grows out his beard and body hair, looks like a hot ginger lumberjack.

Gay porn star James Jamesson grows out his beard and body hair, looks like a hot ginger lumberjack.


3,535 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: “Woodsy” James Jamesson

  1. Ha! He’s been around for awhile now. He was just never allowed to look this good when he worked for Next Door Studios.

  2. Leaving Next Door Studios was the best thing that ever happened to him. JJ always gave me an instant hard on, but that beard and that chest hait. Gat dyam. Yes please. I can just feel that beard hair tickling my butt hole.

  3. I was all prepared to say “Hell No!”. Then I saw the dick and chest shots. So now I say, “Chest hair yes, homeless beard no”. So doggy style so I don’t have to look at it.

  4. Love EVERYTHING, sex on wheels – I can’t look at another guy and not compare him to James and be disappointed.

  5. Maybe I’m one of those rare guys but I like the lumberjack grizzly adams look. as long as he keeps it clean. Food — and other substances….;-) — get caught in my short stubby goatee all the time

  6. Personally not a fan of the long beard…When I saw the link you posted with the shorter facial hair, I was shocked…Wouldn’teven know it was the same person. But there aren’t many men in porn with that look so its probably a good marketing strategy and I assume theres a market out there -not to mention the fans of redheads. Never been much into redheads and dated a girl for a year in college with red hair…between that and the fact she gagged on my huge dick, they turned me gay

  7. What would I not give for a beard and stache like James has? At my rate of growth it will be years before I am even in that ballpark. But I’ll keep trying.
    I abso-love the Pogonotrophy of this guy.
    I AM HORNED by him.
    Next Door Studios has to be be run by crazy people if they let him get away. Not really surprised the Next Door stuff can be hot, if bland.

  8. OH HOLY SH*!!! YEAH…he is the HOTTEST full-bearded guy in porn for me. When I began with gay porn in mid 80’s I was always longing for guys with such strong full-beards, but could just find full-bearded guys like Parker, Blount, Taylor, Locke or Braun and them made me cume thousands of times, but they were not that hot like sizzling James now. I hope so much he will make a new fashion in porn with that and many many guys may follow his example.

  9. I’ve never understood why men with body hair think it’s sexy to shave it off. Who put that idiot notion in their heads? Body hair is what distinguishes men from women. Women have bald bodies. Why a real man would want to look more like a woman is beyond me. Body hair emphasizes a man’s masculinity. It’s one of the features nature intended men to sport that enhances it. East Asian men are hairless. They wish they had body hair. I had an East Asian female tell me she prefers hairy, European, masculine men. She said they were like gods to her. East Asian men look less masculine. Her words. So why would a white man want to look less masculine by shaving his hair off? If you think masculinity is sexy, then JJ’s new look, body hair and beard, make him sexier than the hairless twink look that is so unappealing. Nothing looks more ridiculous than muscled men who’ve shaved their bodies bald. I’ll bet somebody told them shaved muscles are displayed better. In reality, shaving them diminishes the impact of their masculinity. Muscles plus body hair and beard equals testosterone and man sex. Muscles look so much manlier and therefore sexier when covered with hair. And so does the face. And for all you finicky queens out there, guess what? The lumberjack look is in. I see young men all over town wearing a long beard now. It’s the rage. Even my young pharmacist sports a long, lumberjack beard now. Love it. And good riddance to the unnatural, balding of men’s bodies, the shaving-induced feminization of men’s natural masculinity.

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