Remember that time former Next Door Studios exclusive James Jamesson grew out his beard and body hair, thereby transforming into the gay porn version of Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Of course you do! Because it’s happening right now… Like, literally, he is probably combing dry semen out of his own whiskers as I type this sentence.
Now, I’m not going to act like I’m original for making a poll about Jamesson’s new look, so let’s just flat-out acknowledge that this post is an excuse to share pictures of my well-equipped, ginger lumberjack wet dream. Thank the lords of cock that Raging Stallion put him in a scene with Dale Cooper! And another self-sucking scene!
I haven’t even seen two seconds of that movie, and my dick is already drafting up a post about how it’s the greatest film in the history of penises.
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