Would You Hit That? Tom Cruise

It’s no secret that Tom Cruise‘s career has been on a bit of a roller-coaster ride the last few years. You had the “glib” moment, the scary Oprah moment and worst of all… this video! I don’t want to criticize anyone’s religious beliefs, but we all know that he’s got some strange ones.

But between the popularity and upcoming movie based on his character Les Grossman and a movie with Cameron Diaz, Knight and Day, it looks like he might be back on top.

But the real question is would you let him top you?

– Andy

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26 thoughts on “Would You Hit That? Tom Cruise

  1. How the hell is this even a question, OF COURSE I WOULD BONE TOM CRUISE!!! Yes, the man is nuttier than squirrel turd, but he has a timeless face/body and has an award winning smile that could make me melt. lol! 😛

  2. Too bad he never let a man taste his goods. Or did he? I guess we’ll never know………..

  3. If by ”Hit” you mean smack across the face with a large spiky object then yes, yes I would hit that.

  4. too crazy and too short

    had a free pass for that movie tonight — then i read a C+ review on EW and 2 of 4 stars in Rolling Stone. So sounds like a stinker.

  5. I’m sorry but who knows after fucking a crazy religious wing-nut, what he will do to me. I pass this lunatic…

  6. Hell yea I’d let him top me! First because he’s still hot & second…because he finally gets to be one as opposed to the sub bottom he is with his wife…mmmmHmmm :p..

  7. Unfortunately, yes.
    I like shorter guys, he has a nice happy trail, toned body and a cute face.
    He’s just irritating as all hell and crazy :/

  8. I’ve been told (by too many people) that I look exactly like him, so I better say yes. He’s a nut, but then I think all of us are…

  9. I choose mind vs matter (which I mean body). I don’t do crazy lunatics, so I will def pass.

  10. Resounding no. I’ve honestly never found him attractive. I wish someone would write a script for him daily so we didn’t have to listen to what his mind actually came up with. And on the “glib” video, if I say the person’s name with whom I’m arguing enough times, I’ll probably appear to win too; “Matt, Matt, Matt… you don’t understand the history of psychology, and I do. You’re being glib.”

  11. The page wouldn’t let me put this here this morning when I read this topic so here was my original comment:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

  12. I’d fuck anyone who’s played the Vampire Lestat in a movie…

    Which, granted, is only him and Stuart Townsend. But still…

    YUM 🙂

  13. Tom cruise you are the hottest man in the whole world. You’re my best actor and my role model. Guess what, my mom is your very big fan nor am I. Stay as you are. Do not change your look.

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