Would You Hit That?: Paul Canon of Broke Straight Boys, An “Average” Random Ass Furry Twink Porn Newbie

Paul Canon

Now, I don’t mean to beat a dead horse or anything, but writing about Spencer Reed‘s months-old “Is average the new HOT???” rant earlier today got me wondering… How in the hell do you categorize a “random ass furry twink porn newbie”?

The words “furry” and “twink” seem to cancel one another out, so I’m failing to see which is the bigger problem. Is Josh Long too “average” for Spencer Reed? Or would he have more of a problem with a smooth boy slut like Kodi? How about Trevor Knox? Would his hairy boy cunt offend Spencer’s “fantasy” idea of gay porn? I’m dying to know!

Broke Straight Boys newcomer Paul Canon seems to fit the bill on all counts. He’s certainly random-ass (with a big pair of red lips tattooed onto his random, er, ass). He’s furry below the waist and between the cheeks. And he’s sort of a twink.

But oes he fit your idea of a “fantasy”? All in all, would you hit that?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys

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See more of Paul‘s random, tattooed ass at Broke Straight Boys!

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