Would You Hit That?: Jon Hamm’s Dick Outline

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Everyone’s always carrying on about actor Jon Hamm being sexy as fuck. Well, they’re right. Here’s definitive proof. Dude hit the streets without underwear the other day, and the world got a glimpse of what he’s twerkin’ with. Even with those hateful pants interfering with his sexy, that is a sweet-lookin’ cock! It’s got a nice heft, girth and this is only in its flaccid state. If we had a TV show (we’re working on it, Dewitt is already demanding a stylist and hair person), we would totally superimpose a “Manhunt Daily APPROVED!” stamp over the above picture.

You know our answer, but we want to know yours. Would you get on that dick? Sit on it, suck it, put it up you, use it for chap stick, jerk it like you were Paula Deen at a butter churn? Let us know after the break.

– J. Harvey

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