Woof Alert: Wes

Back in the day, I used to have one of those pro-wrestling video games where you could assemble your own customized player. My general tendency was to create this strapping muscle bear with a thick beard, hairy chest and shaved head. Then I’d create a similar character, throw them in a match together and attempt to place them in compromising positions.

Clearly, I was a huge dork with way too much time on my hands. As for the reason I’m bringing this all up? Wes is essentially the living, breathing embodiment of this fantastical computer-generated man. It’s kind of blowing my mind that he actually exists, and I keep pinching myself to make sure these photos aren’t appearing to me in a dream. Meanwhile, I’d much rather be pinching his nipples… As I gently stroke his furry pecs. It’s all too much! I simply can’t handle this man’s hotness.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Photoprofile

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36 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Wes

  1. Oh. Hot. Damn.

    Also, it’s good to know I wasn’t the only one doing such things with my wrestling games, Dewitt 😀

  2. at the sight of that first picture i nearly fainted. unfortunately, it was downhill from there…

  3. Why is there a separate “Woof Alert” category? A significant number of posts on this blog involve men like this.

    It’s like having a “skinny boys” category in an anorexia forum.

  4. I wonder what he’s angry about…

    Would have preferred him if he wouldn’t wear all those gay subculture-items en clothes. Think he would look much better in a light gray suit or something more regular. The photo before last comes close.

  5. OMG!!! Where is the application to be his eternal love slave? Whatever, whenever!! WOOF!!!!

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