Woof Alert: Tony from King of the Buffoons

King of The Buffoons is one of my new favorite Tumblrs, because it’s mostly just self-portraits of this ridiculously cute cub. I think his name is Tony or something? For the purposes of this post, we’re just going to refer to him as “Tony”.

This man (who may or may not be named Tony) has great legs. People always wonder why I’m so into bears and cubs, and I have to remind them that I’m, first and foremost, a leg man. Fact! Bigger dudes tend to have more leg area for me to touch, massage and run my tongue all over. I would like to do all of the above to Tony’s legs.

Also? I want to sit on his face. I’m not sure if he’d be into that, but I’m putting it out there just in case! I mean, isn’t that the type of thing they teach you in The Secret? Tell the universe what you want, and you might get it, right? Here goes:

“Hi universe! It’s me, Dewitt. I know we haven’t talked in a very long time, but I was wondering if you could arrange a meeting between Tony’s beard and my butt crack?”

Thanks, universe. I look forward to hearing back from you.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: King of The Buffoons

Click through for more pics of this adorable cub:

And this is my response to any potential haters:

MORE PICS HERE.

13 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Tony from King of the Buffoons

  1. I would prefer to have that big ass and legs sitting on my face. Then when he got horny enough turn around and …..

  2. His name is Tony Carrillo and his legs are amazing…especially when you put them over his head HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA…find him on facebook

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