Woof Alert: The Hottest Hairy Men of 2013

It brings me great pleasure to announce that Bear Films model Gunner Scott has taken the number one spot on our 2013 Woof Alert countdown. You might recognize “Gunner” as Hunter Van Buren, a former Manhunt Man of The Week, the star of The Cubby Chronicles and the author behind the amazing true story “1 Night, 8 Loads”. He recently launched his own website Monster Cub, where you can order the first DVD he made with his hot, hairy boyfriend Jorge.

(See last year’s list here.)

Beyond Hunter, we’ve got quite a list this year! Second and third place went to The Guy Site, while major adult performers Brad Kalvo, Justin King, Jimmy Fanz and Anthony London found themselves sprinkled throughout the top ten. Amateur exhibitionist Zachary was the only non-porn model to make it onto the list, this duo gave me a non-stop perma-boner, and burly blond bear Brian brought a welcome dose of fur to our lives.

That’s about it, folks. The rest is just clicking through and seeing all the pretty pictures.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Monster Cub / Maaht Avello

Take a look at the top Woof Alert posts of 2013:

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10. ANTHONY LONDON:

We wrote: “His thick, veiny shaft would be more than enough to get the job done, and Dewitt’s Dick would be standing at full attention whilst our owner munched on his fuzzy muscle butt like Marcus Isaacs in this scene from Titan Men‘s After Hours. I do believe, with every bit of my existence, that Anthony’s thrusts would bring me so much joy, and I hope that he’ll consider letting me open myself up to him someday.”

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9. ZACHARY:

We wrote: “We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that Zachary is a bit of an exhibitionist. While he’s slimmer than your average Woof Alert subject, he makes up for it with fur, fur and more fur! His uncut shaft rests within a bushy mass of pubes, located directly beneath his hairy belly and chest. Spin him around, and you’re confronted by a (surprisingly) meaty ass that’s coated in dark fuzz.”

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8. JIMMY FANZ:

We wrote: “Ever since Manhunt Daily‘s favorite porn pup Josh Long announced his early retirement, we’ve been forced to find solace between the fuzzy cheeks of Jimmy Fanz. Sure, he might not possess the same boyish “cute neighbor mowing the lawn” look that made Josh so damn appealing, but he makes up for it in other ways. In particular? Hairy ways.”

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7. JOHN THOMAS & MICHAEL MCQUAIG:

We wrote: “Bear Week kicks off in Provincetown this Saturday. To prepare ourselves here at Manhunt headquarters, we’re revisiting a 2011 scene between two of Bear Films cutest models of all time, John Thomas and Michael McQuaig. Sure, this one came from a movie called Palm Springs Bear Thaw—which also featured John in a ridiculously hot “beargy“—but who really gives a fuck if it’s set in Palm Springs instead of P-town? John Thomas is eating Michael McQuaig’s beautiful hole! Michael McQuaig is fucking John Thomas! Nothing else matters.”

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6. JUSTIN KING:

We wrote: “‘I’m gay! Very gay!’ In a sea of straight boys and gay-for-pay teases, it was music to our ears to hear Justin King utter those magical words. The 26 year-old newcomer has worked with UK Naked Men, Alpha Males, Butch Dixon and Men At Play, but it wasn’t until this solo for Hard Brit Lads that we got to know him on a personal level. He pretty much charmed the pants off of us. Literally.”

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5. 7-FOOT TALL BLOND BEAR BRIAN:

We wrote: “Brian is a married, blond, 7-foot tall construction worker with a hairy chest and massive tree trunk thighs. Though he loves his wife dearly, there’s one big problem with their relationship—she never sucks his dick. A man has needs, after all!”

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4. BRAD KALVO:

We wrote: “So I guess Brad Kalvo is really embracing the whole “muscle bear” thing, eh? He’s bulked up significantly since we last saw him, and for better or worse, he completely ignored any advice we had to offer on our 2013 Manscaping Guide. Gone are the shaved shoulders and upper arms! This savory slab of beef is letting his fur run wild.”

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3. VINCE FUCKS MARCELO:

We wrote: “It’s no secret that Marcelo is our favorite model from The Guy Site… This week, he’s paired up with Vince, a fellow Italian with a big ol’ dick. I’m currently in the process of hiring a muralist to paint my bedroom ceiling with that one shot of Marcelo holding up his leg while Vince drills him deep. I’m only half kidding about this.”

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2. GINGER CUB THOR & HIS 8X6 INCH UNCUT COCK:

We wrote: “Truth be told, we’d kill to get our faces between those beefy thighs, nibbling on that foreskin and servicing this giant of a man. He could shove that veiny monsters down our throats all night long, and after he’s blown a load or two in our mouths, we have some other ideas for where he can shove it. Hint! We’re talking about our butts.”

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1. GUNNER SCOTT / HUNTER VAN BUREN:

We wrote: “This sweet hairy fucker is a beast in the sack! In his hardcore debut for Bear Films, he slams his thick cock down Leo Stone‘s throat, licks him silly and pounds him like a little bitch… Even if you’re not into cubs, you’ve got to admit that Gunner knows his way around the bedroom (or wherever the hell he’s dominating a cute sub slut).”

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