Woof Alert: No Strings Attached (Bear Remix)

Remember that awful Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher movie about best friends who try to become fuck buddies? Even though it had Mindy Kaling and that hot piece of ass from New Girl in it, you couldn’t have paid me to see that movie.

But the movie presented in this gay, practically word-for-word remake of the original trailer? I’d pay to see it get made, and I don’t think I’m alone in that sentiment. If we raised enough money, do you think they’d throw in some XXX hardcore sex scenes? Keith Carmack is a dreamboat, and I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing a dick in his butt…

– Dewitt

Click through to watch a hotter version of the No Strings Attached trailer: