Remember how just the other day I was complaining about how it was like seventy out but really humid? Ha ha fucking ha, I miss those days. Because now, on the day of America’s birth, I’m literally sweating my balls off and considering a move to Greenland. So why is it that all I can think about is wrapping myself in a fur blanket? Oh, right, because Adam Champ is naked and tied up and how could I possibly think about anything besides nuzzling my face in every single one of his many, many, many hairs. You know, while he’s gagged and tied to a stool. Like lovers do! Be mine, Adam Champ. Even if today is supposed to be about America and you’re a French Arab living in Argentina.
I’m working from home today—yay, America!—and Dewitt’s on vacation, which is a good thing, because I know Dewitt’s feelings here and if this were a regular workday we’d probably be on the floor wrestling in our underwear over who could do more with Adam Champ if we had him tied up and at our disposal. (Okay, not really. Guest bloggers work remotely pretty much all the time. But it’s fun to think about!)
I could spend hours exploring each one of Adam’s two thousand parts. Those massive, hairy armpits! Those brawny abdominal muscles! That rock solid dick! Those pretty, pretty eyes! Those calves, so meaty and so sticky by the end of this new Bound Jocks video! I could go on, but it’s the 4th and I’ve got burgers and beers to attend to.
Photo credit: Bound Jocks
Take a look at some pics of Adam Champ and watch him struggle in a free preview clip below:
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