Who Would You Rather?: The Following Edition

After a decent amount of hesitation, I was eventually convinced to give Fox’s new crime drama The Following a chance. Shows like this aren’t usually my cup of tea, so it was almost a given that I’d fall asleep in the first few minutes… Yet, oddly enough, I wound up liking it? The literary references were really what won me over. You see, much like RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant Serena ChaCha, I read books. The allusions to Edgar Allan Poe‘s work, while occasionally obvious and/or forced, brought an interesting edge to the plot.

I may or may not also have a giant crush on James Purefoy, the guy who plays serial killer/cult leader Joe Carroll. Trust me, that’s not as twisted as it sounds! I don’t want him to gouge my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon. I just want him to double-penetrate me with a nightstick in a prison shower or something. You know! Normal stuff that every gay man’s into…

In any case, I thought it’d be fun to run a poll with The Following‘s male cast members, knowing full well that some of them might not make it past the first half of the season. Check out the pics below and vote at the end of this post. We encourage you to elaborate upon your answers in the comments section.

– Dewitt

KEVIN BACON:

1-The-Following-Who-Would-You-Rather-Kevin-Bacon

 

JAMES PUREFOY:

2-The-Following-Who-Would-You-Rather-James-Purefoy

 

SHAWN ASHMORE:

3-The-Following-Who-Would-You-Rather-Shawn-Ashmore

 

NICO TORTORELLA:

4-The-Following-Who-Would-You-Rather-Nico-Tortorella

 

ADAN CANTO:

5-The-Following-Who-Would-You-Rather-Adan-Canto

 

MIKE COLTER:

Mike Colter

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