Not loving the beard, Tommy. The third and final Christopher Nolan-directed Batman flick comes out this week. You non-nerdy types who could give a shit about movies and stuff are probably bald from ripping your hair out in irritation over the media blitz. No one can blame you for wanting to cock a shotgun at your TV whenever the umpteenth ad for it plays. People are SERIOUS over this flick. One film critic gave it a bad review and he’s receiving death threats. Settle down, weirdos. It’s just a fucking movie. FUCK THAT. If Anne Hathaway doesn’t bring it as Catwoman, I’ll shatter my Bride Wars DVD into a million pieces! I’ll do it, I swear I will! *sob*
Scrumptious muse Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a cop in The Dark Knight Rises, DSL-gifted Tom Hardy plays the beefy villain Bane, and handsome rage-monster Christian Bale is in the black rubber as Batman. Which one of this comic book movie cast do you want to be Robin for? You don’t actually have to wear a costume. You just have to be the dutiful sidekick and suck him off after he gets back to the Batcave all tense from fighting the Riddler.
– J. Harvey
Vote after the JUMP:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Tom Hardy
Christian Bale
As far as I’m concerned (although I’m sure many folks will disagree), this could have been like the Nick Jonas post and left without a poll: JGL all the way, every day. Hummana, hummana, hummana.
The things I would do to and with Tom Hardy … woo, have to fan myself off thinking about it. That being said, I would not kick any of them out of bed, and I have a total man-crush (more “god he’s awesome”, less “I must do him”) on JGL, stretching waaaaaay back.
who the fuck hates comic books?
losers.
Tom Hardy for sure, he is unbelievably hot.
JoGoLev is one of my favorite actors and is also ridiculously hot, and one of the best actors of my generation.
How is it that Christian Bale somehow is the least hot?
Those are awful pics you chose, but Tom Hardy. Hands-down, he is the sexiest out of all of them.
Its a coin toss between Joseph and Tom. Never did find Christian Bale attractive.
BANE is boss! 😉
Tom Hardy all the fucking way. So HOT. But puh-leez lose that beard, darlin’!