Who Would You Rather?: Patrick Schwarzenegger & Taylor Lautner

Handsome young men Patrick Schwarzenegger and Taylor Lautner were recently spotted on the set of….ugh…Adam Sandler’s Grownups 2. They play somebody’s boyfriends, or friends, or perhaps two twinks on a sex rampage with each other. Let’s hope it’s that last one. Lautner is the gay touchstone for youngish wank material. Patrick’s got body, and now that he’s of age – he’s starting to be lusted after.

So speaking of sex rampages, which one would you like to…oh god, this is getting corny. Which one are you going to do?

– J. Harvey

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12 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Patrick Schwarzenegger & Taylor Lautner

  1. Sophie’s Choice indeed, and not in a good way.  To quote that blonde from DODGEBALL, “I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little”.

    Yuck-o-mundo …

  2. Haven’t both these “guys” now used Taylor Swift as their beard?  They both come off as femme twinks.  No thanks.

  3. The last photo is known to be a fake. It’s Taylor’s head photoshopped onto someone else’s body.

  4.  Even if your assertion were true, what does that say about that no-talent skank Swift? And furthermore, Adam Sandler’s last movie bombed horribly. Who are the Hollywood execs who keep greenlighting these steaming piles of celluloid dog crap?

  5. Surely you jest… Taylor Lautner all the way 🙂

    When did this become the blog for NAMBLA? Patrick looks like he’s 6. lol 😉

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