Who Would You Rather?: “GCB”

Good Christian Bitches, y’all! Haven’t seen ABC’s GCB yet, but lots of my homo friends are loving on it. It’s the story of a Texas girl who returns to her hometown and contends with her high school Mean Girls friends and their past victims. There’s also quite a few mentions of the dudes on it, and which ones we want to do things with that will send us running to church to repent the next morning. David James Elliot is the hairy hot dude from Desperate Housewives and JAG, Mark Deklin plays the closeted gay husband (with hellishly hot abs) on GCB, and Brady Beyer is a ginge. That’s all I got on him. Anyway, whose bitch do you want to be?

– J. Harvey

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David James Elliot

Mark Deklin

Brady Beyer


482 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: “GCB”

  1. I agree! The reverend is fucking hot! If my local reverend looked like him, I would be in Church every Sunday and volunteer for every fund raiser. And just pray he was one of those DL priest. lol!

  2. The gay husband is hot and his “ranch hand” was even hotter. And then there was the guy last episode without any pants… Yeah, the show is mild at best, but the men are packing heat.

  3. DAvid James Elliot was on a show last year on ABC about con artists … it’s too bad that show didn’t get a 2nd chance … let’s hope this one does well … it’s a nice Sunday night cap to a weekend for sure ..

  4. richard burgi played susan’s ex.  his name was karl on the show.  he was seriously hot in hostel 2!

  5. I’d like to add Hartley Sawyer, who play Brady Beyer’s son, to the list.  Glad to see him after Glory Daze was cancelled.  Also James Ryen, who played the Tae Kwon Do trainer a few episode back, is pretty damn hot too.

  6. All the men on this show are hot in varying degrees, but I’ve been carrying a torch for David James Elliot since he was on J*A*G, and I see no reason to put it down now.

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