Who Would You Rather?: Footloose (2011)

Ugh, remakes are the worst. There are gaping holes in the heads of Hollywood executives. You know there are original screenplays out there that could be made into kickass flicks. Unfortunately, they’re unproven as money-makers so why not redo something that was successful once before? Blergh.

Shockingly, the reviews for the Footloose remake have been fairly positive. “Shockingly” because it’s a remake of a beloved 80s flick that did not require a remake at all, so kudos to them for pulling it off(?).

The new kid playing Kevin Bacon’s old role is Boston native and professional dancer Kenny Wormald. And he’s cute! And he can dance! You know what that means. You want to fuck him and he can most definitely fuck well! There are other sexies in the film, as well. Miles Teller plays the adorable shitkicker best friend who can’t dance role, and Patrick John Flueger plays evil bully Chuck. Aren’t ALL Chucks evil?

Putting your dislike of remakes aside, which one of these dancin’ fools would you rather get with? Check out their pics and vote after the jump!

Kenny Wormald

Miles Teller

Patrick John Flueger


9 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Footloose (2011)

  1. Would have been fun if you but up some Kevin Bacon pics, circa Footloose, into your competition.

  2. Patrick Flueger! Hes my husband from the 4400. I’m glad to see him in something, even if it is this terrible remake!

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