HELP! Exactly one week ago, these pictures of a ridiculously pretty, well-endowed twink were tweeted at me by fellow masturbation enabler and butt-sex enthusiast Bradford Matthews of Fleshbot.
I’m now in a place where I need to know everything about him.
What’s his name? Does he have a Tumblr, Twitter or XTube profile where I can see more shots of his practically perfect penis? Why hasn’t a gay porn studio tracked him down and hired him yet? Will he cock-slap me for two dollars and a copy of Kristin Chenoweth‘s Some Lessons Learned that’s sitting on my desk for no good reason, after a promo company sent it to me a billion years ago and I never listened to it? Will he cock-slap me for free? Will he cock-slap me for just two dollars, because hey, maybe I could wrap that Kristin Chenoweth CD up and give it to someone at a Secret Santa swap next Christmas?
What’s his phone number? What’s his social security number? What’s the number of people who’ve given him a blowjob and not gagged on that monster? What’s the number of questions I have to ask before I shut up, stop caring about the specifics and just jerk off to the thought of running my tongue along his foreskin?
Please comment with your answers to any (or all) of the above questions.
UPDATE: A lovely reader has potentially identified this boy as “Peter Donald“. He allegedly lives in New Zealand, likes jerking off on Skype and you can follow/contact him on Tumblr here.
– Dewitt
Photos via: The Hooker’s Breakfast
Help us identify the fine specimen below:
oh. my. fucking. god. !!!! thats an incredible three-legged twink.. and im not into twinks! wow..
he way the universe works, he’s probably an oral bottom only. 🙁 But we can dream that’s 100% opposite! 😉
lol… believe it or not, i recognize that first face pic from Grindr in my home town…
that’s unfair! 🙂
He is gorgeous!!! send him to me please
It is interesting that he is facially and physically nothing overwhelmingly special (although still very cute) but the size of his penis changes how we (or at least some of us) rate his attractiveness as a whole. That being said, i would love to feel that monster ball deep inside of me!
Don’t forget to ask whether or not he likes Bear!!
OMG, he is very cute and that is truly a deadly weapon! How big is that monster? It is an absolutely magnificent cock.
Hey Dewitt… Check this out. It may be him http://peterdonald.tumblr.com/
The only outstanding thing about this kid is the size of his cock and he is more than likely a ravenous bottom. Would love to lay him back and hump his boy pussy while I bend over and suck his cock to a mutual climax as we fuck our brains dry.
good lord! i wasn’t expecting THAT! vapors! i’m seriously getting the vapors over here!!
OMG I want that huge cock deep in my ass.
MERCY! I hope you find him and find that he is indeed of legal age to make a porn where that big thing goes in some other cute twink…or hot daddy.
I’m a top 😉
i hate his body and face; but who gives a shit?! gimme that dick!!
Where are you then? Are you here yet? 😉
bent and readyyyyyyyyyyy 2 bbe stretchedddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!
That kind of confirms you’re more a bitch
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