We Really Couldn’t Save This Until Thursday’s “The Locker Room”

And to be completely shallow, he’s just SO much easier on the eyes than Michael Phelps. It’s Manhunt Daily. It’s what’s on the outside that counts.

Ryan Lochte is already the superstar golden boy of the 2012 Summer Olympics and the torch hasn’t even made it into the stadium yet. The assuredly gay or hetero female editor of Men’s Journal was smart enough to put him on their cover in a Speedo. We’re sure their circulation musta shot up like me as a teen trying to wank and hit my bedroom ceiling. Unfortunately I only succeeded in spraining my wrist. In a fun coincidence, this cover would have been something I was wanking on!

– J.Harvey

More pics of Ryan Lochte are after the JUMP: